Let's all laugh at the Bitters

[PTP]

i think you realise what im on about fella




or does any one

haha i have no idea what u are on about, tho i did only read the first couple of posts before posting and haven't read any more of it cause i am in a bad enough mood already with letting the bitter ****s wind me up more

[bipjohn]

I think you have to be near to them to appreciate what its all about. You go to the pub to watch football and they support the mancs, loudly. They call you murderers at any opportunity, most of the songs they have are about Liverpool, despite 'not caring what we say'.

You ask any of them what does 'if yer know yer istory' means and none of them know?

One was on the radio yesterday complaining about Villa fans singing about Lescott, **** me pot kettle black?

They beat us in the only cup final they'll get to this year and get 32000 in their next game, peoples club? More Blues than reds in Liverpool? Yeah right.

They have a manager thats been their for years and years and won absolutly nothing, not a pot. And despite their claims has spent good money in the pursuit of nothing.

Every time Rafa mentions them he is castigated, Whyness moaning on the radio, Moyes digging at every opportunity.

You know what, Id stake my house on them winning nothing this year, nothing at all.

[Elvoz]

I think you have to be near to them to appreciate what its all about. You go to the pub to watch football and they support the mancs, loudly. They call you murderers at any opportunity, most of the songs they have are about Liverpool, despite 'not caring what we say'.

You ask any of them what does 'if yer know yer istory' means and none of them know?

One was on the radio yesterday complaining about Villa fans singing about Lescott, **** me pot kettle black?

They beat us in the only cup final they'll get to this year and get 32000 in their next game, peoples club? More Blues than reds in Liverpool? Yeah right.

They have a manager thats been their for years and years and won absolutly nothing, not a pot. And despite their claims has spent good money in the pursuit of nothing.

Every time Rafa mentions them he is castigated, Whyness moaning on the radio, Moyes digging at every opportunity.

You know what, Id stake my house on them winning nothing this year, nothing at all.

well put fella and how i would of put it if i could write big posts/or gave a **** bout me al pal scratchy

[ntto]

well put fella and how i would of put it if i could write big posts/or gave a **** bout me al pal scratchy

is this a similar type relationship as you have with your pal steven?

[Elvoz]

is this a similar type relationship as you have with your pal steven?

its because i dont kiss his arse/fawn around him is why he thinks so much of me

[tomasjj]

Originally, I didn't mind Everton.
That was until I met some of their fans.
I have met some nice ones, but too many horrible twisted bitter ones.

[Neil Young]

It's a real shame how things have changed between the two sets of fans. Have we contributed at all to how things are now?

[Elvoz]

It's a real shame how things have changed between the two sets of fans. Have we contributed at all to how things are now?

i think both sets of fans have some blame - imo its the new up and coming bitters the young uns who dont understand what the scum is and what it tried to do

but no doubt some reds are cunts too

[Rigadon]

i think both sets of fans have some blame - imo its the new up and coming bitters the young uns who dont understand what the scum is and what it tried to do

but no doubt some reds are cunts too

the irony.

[Elvoz]

the irony.

i,ll set em up pal you smash em away

[andrewces38]

They got something else to take the piss out of us,Watching the mini-derby and we just conceded the most ridiculous goal ever,Young danish keeper martin hanson just did something like a tim Flowers from a sporting gesture back pass from 45 yards.I know this is not a match thread but they just scored an own goal ..............priceless

[scully]

I don't think their fans can slag off one of our players over their hair when they have Fellaini in their squad.

On a more serious note. I read on another forum today (BBC 606) that a group of Evertonians were thinking of doing a banner saying "Remember the 96" if they got to the semi-final. I'm not from Merseyside myself but was wondering what peoples thought would be on that?

I'd say I'm glad to see there's still at least some decency among their fans, and wish such fans would educate the others.

[pondus]

They got something else to take the piss out of us,Watching the mini-derby and we just conceded the most ridiculous goal ever,Young danish keeper martin hanson just did something like a tim Flowers from a sporting gesture back pass from 45 yards.I know this is not a match thread but they just scored an own goal ..............priceless

1-1, own goal


Edit: Ooops, just read the last lines of your post.....

[Tatterdemalion]

We could just pretend to be Everton fans and request a dvd of their giant killing - I'm sure production would only be weeks away..

[Shaggy]

Liverpool Reserves have been held to a 1-1 draw with Everton after Dani Pacheco forced Blues defender Hope Akpan-Akpan-Akpan into cancelling out a bizarre Nathan Craig opener at the Halton Stobart Stadium in Widnes.

Both sides had their fair share of chances to net a winner in this end-to-end match, but a 1-1 draw is a fair result and mini bragging rights will have to be shared on this occasion.

The result sees Liverpool move one place up to eighth in the Barclays Premier Reserve League North, which is fairly ****.

Nathan Craig struck the first blow for the Blues as a result of a calamitous mix-up from a drop ball on the half-hour mark before a Dani Pacheco free-kick forced Everton winger Hope Akpan-Akpan-Akpan into heading into his own net four minutes later.

Liverpool just shaded a lively first half but went into the break level at 1-1 after both sides found the net courtesy of mental circumstances in the space of four minutes.

With debutant Victor Palsson occupying a right-sided position and Gerardo Bruna taking up a role on the left flank, this reserves XI seemed set out to really stretch Andy Holden’s side at every available opportunity.

And paid dividends it did. **** yeah. The Reds started the brighter of the two sides and nearly took the lead when Dani Pacheco and Andras Simon combined to set up the oncoming Spearing to shoot with one minute of the match played, but an Everton defender was well placed on the line to clear.

Pacheco jinked in through the defence seven minutes later, but his shot was parried away by Blues keeper Carlo Nash. It was a dangerous run from Pacheco and he could have took the ball much further in to the danger zone.

Pacheco continued to look dangerous and set up an unmarked Simon with a floated cross on 19 minutes, but despite doing all the right things, his **** header didn’t have enough power on it and didn’t threaten the Everton rearguard.

But Everton were typically well drilled and stood up to Liverpool’s advances on each occasion. The Reds might have got in behind the Blues’ rearguard on a few occasions, but they would be left to rue failing to take advantage of those early attacks when Everton bizarrely took the lead on the half-hour mark.

Out of the ordinary to say the least, Blues left winger Nathan Craig sportingly lofted a pass to Hansen in the Liverpool goal from a drop ball just outside the centre circle, but rather than controlling and resuming the play, Hansen completely missed the ball dribbled through his legs and across the line to give Everton the lead. What a ****ing calamity.

But Everton would not enjoy their lead for long and Liverpool drew level from a well-worked free-kick on 34 minutes. Pacheco drilled in a fine ball from near the corner flag before Everton midfielder Hope Akpan-Akpan-Akpan flicked the ball into his own net to level matters.

The stadium announcer credited Pacheco with the goal, but it was clear that Akpan-Akpan-Akpan had headed home from the near post to gift Liverpool an equaliser. After half an hour’s positive build-up play from the likes of Spearing, Pacheco, Simon and Bruna, it was only what Gary Ablett’s men deserved.

With a sizeable home crowd urging them on, Everton pushed up the pitch at the start of the second half, but they also left a few gaps at the back.

Gerardo Bruna turned two defenders before unleashing a shot inches over the bar on 48 minutes, but then Eunan O’Kane came close at the other end and hit the side netting three minutes later. It was clear that both sides were looking to take the lead.

Similar to the recent derby trilogy, Everton started to rely on their threat from set pieces in their quest to find a winner, while Liverpool looked more worried with each dead-ball situation.

The Blues came even closer to scoring when James McCarten rattled the bar with a powerful header on 56 minutes. McCarten rose to meet a corner and Hansen managed to tip the ball onto the bar before clearing.

But true to form of this end-to-end affair, Pacheco then came within a whisker of going through on goal when he almost brought the ball down inside the Everton penalty area. The long pass from Spearing bounced a few inches in front of the Spaniard and to safety. Jammy *******s.

Looking to introduce an extra dimension to their play, Andy Holden brought on former Arsenal youth player Kieran Agard for goalscorer Nathan Craig with just under 20 minutes remaining.

And he seemed to make a difference down the left flank and went on a mazy run before the ball ended up at the feet of Akpan-Akpan-Akpan, who came close to make amends for his earlier own goal with a speculative effort from seven yards out. But Hansen blocked and Spearing cleared.

Liverpool continued to push for a winner, however, and Bruna came agonisingly close to netting a winner with three minutes to go.

But with Everton also threatening at the other end and Luke Powell rattled the post with a fierce right-footed shot seconds later.

All in all it seemed that both sides cancelled each other out in this lively encounter. Everton and Liverpool had their fair share of chances, but on reflection a draw is probably a fair result.

Liverpoolfc.tv man of the match: Involved in every Liverpool attack, Daniel Pacheco put in a real stand-out performance here.

Line-ups

Everton: Carlo Nash, Seamus Coleman, Moses Barnett, James Wallace, John Irving, James McCarten, Luke Powell, Hope Akpan, Scott Spencer, Eunan O’Kane, Nathan Craig (Kieran Agard, 72).

Unused substitutes: Lars Stubhaug, Shane Duffy, Conor McAleny, Gerard Kinsella.

Liverpool: Martin Hansen, Emmanuel Mendy, Stephen Darby, Mikel San Jose, Martin Kelly, Damien Plessis, Victor Palsson, Jay Spearing, Andras Simon, Daniel Pacheco, Gerardo Bruna.

Unused substitutes: Steven Irwin, Dean Bouzanis, Vincent Weijl, Ronald Huth, Vitor Flora.