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    Bolt to undergo Anfield trial

    Olympic legend Bolt to undergo Anfield trial
    by Tony Ducker

    Liverpool have taken the first steps towards securing what would arguably be the most sensational piece of player recruitment in the club’s glittering and dramatic history.

    Legendary Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt, the dual world record holder at 100m and 200m, will arrive next week for a trial at the club’s Melwood training ground after receiving a personal invitation from Anfield boss Rafa Benítez. Bolt can be signed at any time due to being a free agent, and is said to have jumped at the opportunity to prove his worth to the Merseyside giants – despite being a fan of deadly rivals Manchester United.

    Eyebrows will doubtless be raised at what may be seen by some as a desperate move by the Spaniard, but equally it could prove to be a masterstroke. With Liverpool light in attack, due mainly to the recently-returned Fernando Torres’ prolonged injury problems and the hasty sale of Irish flop Robbie Keane, the towering, imposing physical presence of Bolt and his searing pace – the sort of pace never seen before in the game of Association Football – would cause Premier League defences major headaches.

    Bolt is a centre-forward who has only ever played amateur football. Benítez believes he can work with and coach any player with the basic tools and Caribbean sources claim Bolt is a striker of some ability. One respected Jamaican coach, Duane Labull, believes Bolt can become the most feared centre-forward in the world.

    “We all know his pace is truly electrifying – he is the fastest man in the history of world no less, let alone the fastest footballer. But Usain can strike a ball. He is a good finisher, as strong as you’d expect with a build like his, very good in the air and his control and first touch is pretty good too. He needs to work a little bit on his movement but a coach of Benítez’s standing and repute will be able to improve him in this area. Also working alongside somebody like Fernando Torres will help him hugely.”

    Benítez was not available for comment yesterday but the club’s official spokesman, Ian Cotton, confirmed “Usain Bolt will undergo a week-long trial with us.”
    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

    #2
    Wow. It will be interesting to see if something could be made out of this. Has the guy ever played football before do we know?

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      #3
      Good one for the day

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        #4
        Not bad. Less obvious than The Guardian claiming it's only going to be published on Twitter (yawn).

        Originally posted by Reece View Post
        Wow. It will be interesting to see if something could be made out of this. Has the guy ever played football before do we know?
        Oh dear, Reecie.
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        Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



        May the Lord bless this post.

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          #5
          Not getting me with that.
          Cult Member. Nazi puncher.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
            Not bad. Less obvious than The Guardian claiming it's only going to be published on Twitter (yawn).


            Oh dear, Reecie.
            Of **** off I was just trying to play along with it (and e-mailed Shaggy to say as much). It's been spoiled already though

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              #7
              Originally posted by Reece View Post
              Of **** off I was just trying to play along with it (and e-mailed Shaggy to say as much). It's been spoiled already though
              Of course.















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              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



              May the Lord bless this post.

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                #8
                We come not to play.

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                  #9
                  Thats worse than the Ruddock predator headband that came out years ago

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                    #10
                    haha
                    'The tide is very much in our court now.'

                    Keegan

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                      #11
                      Lame.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Reece View Post
                        Wow. It will be interesting to see if something could be made out of this. Has the guy ever played football before do we know?
                        Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                        Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                          #13
                          He'll be dubbed the next Djibs before you know it! ha ha
                          James Philip Milner Fanclub #1

                          Curtis Julian Jones Fanclub #1

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                            #14
                            Ah well **** it….get it sent round your offices to the less internet-savvy football fans/Mancs. I’ve done so and three Mancs are already arguing amongst themselves!. Two of them saying what a bold move it is and how amazing/scary he could be with Torres, the other one trying to ridicule us as desperate. I’m just letting them get on with it. They would never think to ask for a link or anything although as I type I can see one of them on Google .
                            Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Reece View Post
                              Of **** off I was just trying to play along with it (and e-mailed Shaggy to say as much). It's been spoiled already though
                              sure...

                              Just give it up

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