Bolt to undergo Anfield trial

[Reece]

I'll remember this Shaggy.

I know the truth that's all that matters.

[Craig_H]

I didn't receive any PM from Reece

I'll remember this Shaggy.

I know the truth that's all that matters.

[Darth Marty]

I still to this day think the predator headband would be a great idea!

[-V-]

Lame effort but a fantastic idea. Cisse scores goals because he has pace, who says we can't get Bolt to be a half decent footballer? He would possibly be an awesome signing

[Tee]

Epic FAIL!!!!

[SK]

imagine the pace we'd have up front, with torres and bolt

[Guest]

Lightning Bolt

[Angryred]

Mods, let's lock & BOLT this thread please as it's getting nowhere! :-)

[Joe King]

Wow. It will be interesting to see if something could be made out of this. Has the guy ever played football before do we know?

[dww]

I may have told this tale before but Cambridge United once signed the 4th fastest 200m runner in the country. I saw him in preseason and it was astonishing how much quicker he was than everyone else on show, every game. The sad thing was he was shocking on the ball and after a few comedy appearances he was let go.

[Shaggy]

I may have told this tale before but Cambridge United once signed the 4th fastest 200m runner in the country. I saw him in preseason and it was astonishing how much quicker he was than everyone else on show, every game. The sad thing was he was shocking on the ball and after a few comedy appearances he was let go.

Just goes to show eh. Similarly with Darren Campbell, the sprinter. I’ve seen him in some of those celebrity games and he is pants, despite his devastating turn of foot.

[Liverpool]

In all seriousness i wouldnt mind taking him on, Every time we conceded a corner we would score. Reina straight to him.

[DannyMan2006]

I may have told this tale before but Cambridge United once signed the 4th fastest 200m runner in the country. I saw him in preseason and it was astonishing how much quicker he was than everyone else on show, every game. The sad thing was he was shocking on the ball and after a few comedy appearances he was let go.

Anyone who saw Darren Campbell (100m spinter) play in the celebrity football games against the ex-pros will know that speed is not everything. He was useless.

Compare him to a fat overweight Ally McCoist and there was no contest. Two goals for McCoist, zero for Campbell.

[Fivex]

Bolt should sign for Stoke, imagine that oddity, the fastest man on earth along side Delap, and then they should sign that 8'5" Chinese fella.

All they would need is Gary Neville to complete the circus