Allardyce bitching about Rafa AGAIN

[shanks69]

I Haven't been a member for too long but this is the funniest thread I have seen on here , Im welsh and like to think I have a good sense of humour but by **** some of the humour on here is first rate and proberbly 90% scouse what legends you all are keep it up

we'll forgive you for being welsh

[DannyMan2006]

I almost trip, almost stumble over Winston. Winston. Winston the whippet. My whippet. Big Sam's whippet.

As does Carlos. Carlos. Funny lad. Says he's chilly. I give him me cap. A cap and a Woodbine.



Some very funny parts in that.

Very clever. Bet t'lad likes Hovis.

[lucas]

Sammy Lee is standing up for Rafa.

Liverpool assistant boss Sammy Lee has defended Reds manager Rafael Benitez over claims he showed contempt to Blackburn counterpart Sam Allardyce.
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson made the accusation over a gesture Benitez made when the Reds went 2-0 up in a recent win over Blackburn.
"Certainly, any gestures that are made pitchside are to our players, not to anyone else," said Lee.
"One thing I'll say is that Rafa is certainly not arrogant, no way."
Allardyce also criticised Benitez for what he and Ferguson perceived as a dismissive and "undermining" reaction from the Spaniard following Liverpool's second goal in the 4-0 victory over relegation-threatened Rovers.
"I'm surprised he [Allardyce] didn't mention anything to me when we were sat having a drink after the game," added Lee, who spent a spell as assistant to Allardyce at Bolton.
"No one mentioned anything, and I'm sure if anyone felt strongly about it they would have. But we'll move on."

Allardyce was unhappy with Benitez's reaction to Liverpool taking a two-goal lead
The remarks come as the war of words between Benitez and Ferguson continues to rage on as their teams challenge for the Premier League title.
Liverpool are one point behind Manchester United, who have a game in hand on their Anfield rivals.
"It's not for us to talk about other football clubs," said Lee. "We very rarely do. We try to concentrate on what's going on here and let the game take its course."
Meanwhile, Lee has welcomed the prospect of former Reds player and manager Kenny Dalglish returning to the club.
The Reds have yet to comment but there are reports Dalglish, who made 515 appearances and scored 172 goals for the club, could join the youth set-up.
"If there's a future involvement it can only be good for the club," said Lee, a former team-mate of Dalglish.
"He has great knowledge and can only be a good addition to an already very good staff. Everyone would welcome it."
Dalglish joined Liverpool from Celtic in August 1977 and is widely regarded as the club's greatest ever player.
He scored the winning goal in the 1978 European Cup final against Bruges, the first of three times he won the trophy with Liverpool, and also won eight League titles and two FA Cups with them.

[Leyton388]

We are taking our perch back Fergie! LFC is rising from the ashes and there is **** all you can do about it!

Rafa is here to stay and your old enemy that is King Kenny is returning to the club! The dark days of LFC not competing to the league are over and we are coming, hungry and relentless in our pursuit of our rightful place at the top of world football!

If you think we are good this season wait until next season. You haven't seen anything yet.

YNWA!!!!

[einar]

Amen

[Vermilion]

The 'Talking' faux pas in the above pic is funnily quite apt, 'Talking our Perch back' he he, off the pitch anyway it could be said Rafa has been doing just that.

[Skillz]

The 'Talking' faux pas in the above pic is funnily quite apt, 'Talking our Perch back' he he, off the pitch anyway it could be said Rafa has been doing just that.

It was said 2-3 years ago. Ask Craig

[Deano73]

From today's Fiver (pretty much sums the whole thing up perfectly):

The popular 1980s ventriloquist act Keith Harris and Orville was essentially a one-trick operation. Their performances would, without deviation, pan out like this: Orville, a useless fat lump of gristle, would get upset about something trivial and start to cry; Harris, the brains behind the act, would give him a cuddle; Harris would then sing Orville a song; the audience would start to cry. This fail-safe light-entertainment template was more or less borrowed wholesale last Friday, when it was given a run out by voice-thrower and puppeteer extraordinaire Alex 'The Sir Without The Slur' Ferguson, and Sensitive Sam Allardyce, fielding useless fat lump of gristle duties.

Sensitive Sam Allardyce: "Oh Mr Alex! The man moved his arms and made me sad, Mr Alex."
Alex Ferguson: "Never mind, little Sam. I love you!"
Sensitive Sam Allardyce: "I love you too, Mr Alex."
Alex Ferguson: "Yes. In fact, we all love you, don't we childr ... oh dear! Oh Sam!"
Sensitive Sam Allardyce: "There's an egg in ma nappy, Mr Alex."


Everyone thought the act highly amusing, until the penny dropped that Ferguson and Allardyce, who have a combined age of 121, were actually being serious. But as well as making the Fiver worry about the overall internal stability of the aged pair, Alex Ferguson & Sam's turn has also caused problems today. Because as a result, Rafa Benitez hasn't said a word ahead of tonight's big game between Liverpool and Arsenal, rushing off instead to silently cavort atop the moral high ground. Look, there he is, up there, one hand behind his head, the other grabbing his crotch as he thrusts it manfully forward.

[Skillz]

Lolol

[Shaggy]

From today's Fiver (pretty much sums the whole thing up perfectly):

The popular 1980s ventriloquist act Keith Harris and Orville was essentially a one-trick operation. Their performances would, without deviation, pan out like this: Orville, a useless fat lump of gristle, would get upset about something trivial and start to cry; Harris, the brains behind the act, would give him a cuddle; Harris would then sing Orville a song; the audience would start to cry. This fail-safe light-entertainment template was more or less borrowed wholesale last Friday, when it was given a run out by voice-thrower and puppeteer extraordinaire Alex 'The Sir Without The Slur' Ferguson, and Sensitive Sam Allardyce, fielding useless fat lump of gristle duties.

Sensitive Sam Allardyce: "Oh Mr Alex! The man moved his arms and made me sad, Mr Alex."
Alex Ferguson: "Never mind, little Sam. I love you!"
Sensitive Sam Allardyce: "I love you too, Mr Alex."
Alex Ferguson: "Yes. In fact, we all love you, don't we childr ... oh dear! Oh Sam!"
Sensitive Sam Allardyce: "There's an egg in ma nappy, Mr Alex."


Everyone thought the act highly amusing, until the penny dropped that Ferguson and Allardyce, who have a combined age of 121, were actually being serious. But as well as making the Fiver worry about the overall internal stability of the aged pair, Alex Ferguson & Sam's turn has also caused problems today. Because as a result, Rafa Benitez hasn't said a word ahead of tonight's big game between Liverpool and Arsenal, rushing off instead to silently cavort atop the moral high ground. Look, there he is, up there, one hand behind his head, the other grabbing his crotch as he thrusts it manfully forward.

[Joe King]

From today's Fiver (pretty much sums the whole thing up perfectly):

The popular 1980s ventriloquist act Keith Harris and Orville was essentially a one-trick operation. Their performances would, without deviation, pan out like this: Orville, a useless fat lump of gristle, would get upset about something trivial and start to cry; Harris, the brains behind the act, would give him a cuddle; Harris would then sing Orville a song; the audience would start to cry. This fail-safe light-entertainment template was more or less borrowed wholesale last Friday, when it was given a run out by voice-thrower and puppeteer extraordinaire Alex 'The Sir Without The Slur' Ferguson, and Sensitive Sam Allardyce, fielding useless fat lump of gristle duties.

Sensitive Sam Allardyce: "Oh Mr Alex! The man moved his arms and made me sad, Mr Alex."
Alex Ferguson: "Never mind, little Sam. I love you!"
Sensitive Sam Allardyce: "I love you too, Mr Alex."
Alex Ferguson: "Yes. In fact, we all love you, don't we childr ... oh dear! Oh Sam!"
Sensitive Sam Allardyce: "There's an egg in ma nappy, Mr Alex."


Everyone thought the act highly amusing, until the penny dropped that Ferguson and Allardyce, who have a combined age of 121, were actually being serious. But as well as making the Fiver worry about the overall internal stability of the aged pair, Alex Ferguson & Sam's turn has also caused problems today. Because as a result, Rafa Benitez hasn't said a word ahead of tonight's big game between Liverpool and Arsenal, rushing off instead to silently cavort atop the moral high ground. Look, there he is, up there, one hand behind his head, the other grabbing his crotch as he thrusts it manfully forward.

Glendenning

[wiw]

Brilliant

[TheStig]

From today's Fiver (pretty much sums the whole thing up perfectly):

The popular 1980s ventriloquist act Keith Harris and Orville was essentially a one-trick operation. Their performances would, without deviation, pan out like this: Orville, a useless fat lump of gristle, would get upset about something trivial and start to cry; Harris, the brains behind the act, would give him a cuddle; Harris would then sing Orville a song; the audience would start to cry. This fail-safe light-entertainment template was more or less borrowed wholesale last Friday, when it was given a run out by voice-thrower and puppeteer extraordinaire Alex 'The Sir Without The Slur' Ferguson, and Sensitive Sam Allardyce, fielding useless fat lump of gristle duties.

Sensitive Sam Allardyce: "Oh Mr Alex! The man moved his arms and made me sad, Mr Alex."
Alex Ferguson: "Never mind, little Sam. I love you!"
Sensitive Sam Allardyce: "I love you too, Mr Alex."
Alex Ferguson: "Yes. In fact, we all love you, don't we childr ... oh dear! Oh Sam!"
Sensitive Sam Allardyce: "There's an egg in ma nappy, Mr Alex."


Everyone thought the act highly amusing, until the penny dropped that Ferguson and Allardyce, who have a combined age of 121, were actually being serious. But as well as making the Fiver worry about the overall internal stability of the aged pair, Alex Ferguson & Sam's turn has also caused problems today. Because as a result, Rafa Benitez hasn't said a word ahead of tonight's big game between Liverpool and Arsenal, rushing off instead to silently cavort atop the moral high ground. Look, there he is, up there, one hand behind his head, the other grabbing his crotch as he thrusts it manfully forward.

[Woobus]

From today's Fiver (pretty much sums the whole thing up perfectly):

The popular 1980s ventriloquist act Keith Harris and Orville was essentially a one-trick operation. Their performances would, without deviation, pan out like this: Orville, a useless fat lump of gristle, would get upset about something trivial and start to cry; Harris, the brains behind the act, would give him a cuddle; Harris would then sing Orville a song; the audience would start to cry. This fail-safe light-entertainment template was more or less borrowed wholesale last Friday, when it was given a run out by voice-thrower and puppeteer extraordinaire Alex 'The Sir Without The Slur' Ferguson, and Sensitive Sam Allardyce, fielding useless fat lump of gristle duties.

Sensitive Sam Allardyce: "Oh Mr Alex! The man moved his arms and made me sad, Mr Alex."
Alex Ferguson: "Never mind, little Sam. I love you!"
Sensitive Sam Allardyce: "I love you too, Mr Alex."
Alex Ferguson: "Yes. In fact, we all love you, don't we childr ... oh dear! Oh Sam!"
Sensitive Sam Allardyce: "There's an egg in ma nappy, Mr Alex."


Everyone thought the act highly amusing, until the penny dropped that Ferguson and Allardyce, who have a combined age of 121, were actually being serious. But as well as making the Fiver worry about the overall internal stability of the aged pair, Alex Ferguson & Sam's turn has also caused problems today. Because as a result, Rafa Benitez hasn't said a word ahead of tonight's big game between Liverpool and Arsenal, rushing off instead to silently cavort atop the moral high ground. Look, there he is, up there, one hand behind his head, the other grabbing his crotch as he thrusts it manfully forward.

Lol bloody excellent

[andrewces38]

I know it's a week since we had our fun on this but saw it today and spat my coffee over my monitor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl39z0CB9tc