10 Predictions

[The Birdman]

1. We'll finish higher than last season in the PL (personally I think 5th)
2. We'll sign Joe Cole because Purslow thinks it'll get the fans off his back.
3. Torres and Gerrard will stay.
4. Mascherano will leave.
5. Before the end of August someone on Est will complain that 'Aquilani isn't as good as Alonso, oh why did Rafa sell him'
6. H&G will still own the club at Christmas (I hope to god this one is wrong)
7. Chelsea will win the league.
8. Man City will finish above Man U.
9. Lucas will be on the shortlist for PFA young player of the year (Not really)
10.Our new Aussie Doc will solve Torres' and Agger's injury problems

[PTP]

1. We will pull off some good results here and there keeping roy in the job, put struggle for top 4
2. We will sign cole but he’ll spend most of the season injured
3. We will panic buy for some shocking left back, which will mean agger gets used as first choice left back
4. By Christmas gerrard will have a big ****ing gob on because as well as cole, torres is now injured too because we rushed him back from world cup duty
5. Aquilani will play 10 times, look ****, and we will all want him out by xmas
6. No offers on the horizon for club, so this time next year we will be going through the same ****e
7. I too think Chelsea will win the league
8. I don’t think city will finish above utd but they will be top 4 – oh and mancini will be sacked
9. Despite being injured most of the season torres will be top goalscorer
10. Er....cna’t think of anymore.


Other than that, i’m starting to feel a bit more er positive, or at least ready for the season to start

[Kenneth]

Jovanovic will

[magicalbarnes]

1. Man City & Chelsea will finish in the top 2 - not sure in which order!
2. We will finish in the top 4
3. Rafa will have the the Serie A title wrapped up by february.
4. There will be no English team in the Champions league final!
5. At the end of the season, we will still be trying to get rid of the Americans.
6. We will win the UEFA cup.
7. Benni will start less than 10 games at Chelsea
8. Rooney will not be as good as last season and fergie will blame it on England.
9. Spurs will qualify for the group stage of the champions league but will finish bottom of their group!
10. Tevez will win the golden boot.

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

1. We'll finish higher than last season in the PL (personally I think 5th)2. We'll sign Joe Cole because Purslow thinks it'll get the fans off his back.
3. Torres and Gerrard will stay.
4. Mascherano will leave.
5. Before the end of August someone on Est will complain that 'Aquilani isn't as good as Alonso, oh why did Rafa sell him'
6. H&G will still own the club at Christmas (I hope to god this one is wrong)
7. Chelsea will win the league.
8. Man City will finish above Man U.
9. Lucas will be on the shortlist for PFA young player of the year (Not really)
10.Our new Aussie Doc will solve Torres' and Agger's injury problems

1. We will pull off some good results here and there keeping roy in the job, put struggle for top 4
2. We will sign cole but he’ll spend most of the season injured
3. We will panic buy for some shocking left back, which will mean agger gets used as first choice left back
4. By Christmas gerrard will have a big ****ing gob on because as well as cole, torres is now injured too because we rushed him back from world cup duty
5. Aquilani will play 10 times, look ****, and we will all want him out by xmas
6. No offers on the horizon for club, so this time next year we will be going through the same ****e
7. I too think Chelsea will win the league
8. I don’t think city will finish above utd but they will be top 4 – oh and mancini will be sacked
9. Despite being injured most of the season torres will be top goalscorer
10. Er....cna’t think of anymore.


Other than that, i’m starting to feel a bit more er positive, or at least ready for the season to start

1. Man City & Chelsea will finish in the top 2 - not sure in which order!
2. We will finish in the top 4
3. Rafa will have the the Serie A title wrapped up by february.
4. There will be no English team in the Champions league final!
5. At the end of the season, we will still be trying to get rid of the Americans.
6. We will win the UEFA cup.
7. Benni will start less than 10 games at Chelsea
8. Rooney will not be as good as last season and fergie will blame it on England.
9. Spurs will qualify for the group stage of the champions league but will finish bottom of their group!
10. Tevez will win the golden boot.

[Pablo]

1. We will finish 6th
2. City will win the league (little bit crazy I know)
3. Mancini will still get the sack.
4. Gerrard and Torres will stay.
5. Mascherano will leave for Inter.
6. Joe Cole will sign for Spurs
7. Aquilani will spend most of the season injured.
8. We will win the FA cup.
9. The media will turn on Roy before the season's over after treating him with respect at Fulham.
10. SB will still be a SB.

[frank the tank]

1. We will qualify for the champions league.
2. We will finish above Manchester United
3. We will conceed the least goals in the league.
4. Torres will win the Golden Boot.
5. We will lose to Man United home and away.
6. We will beat Chelsea home and away.
7. We will have 3 players score more than 15 goals in the league.
8. We will play 442
9. We will have no red cards in the league all season.
10. We will win the league!!!

[JohnDoe]

1. Liverpool will do surprisingly well given the circumstances.
2. Spurs won't qualify to the CL group stage and won't finish in the top 4.
3. Inter will not win Serie A.
4. Mancini will not finish the season at City.
5. Mourinho and Real Madrid will win La Liga and the Champions' League.
6. Aquilani won't start more than 10 league games.
7. G&H will still be here next year.
8. Tottenham will buy 20 more players, and sell 18 of them in January.
9. Jovanovic will be compared to Voronin within 6 months.
10. Chelsea will win the league.

[Zapater]

1. We'll do marginally better and the media will claim that it's proof how ****house Rafa was. (In their opinion. I personally adore the man)
2. We'll lose/draw all of our games against the other big 4 teams.
3. Aquilani will be completely class and he'll be slagged off regardless of his performance.
4. People will be calling for Woy's head at Christmas.
5. We will lack sufficient squad depth to really do anything meaningful this season.
6. We'll lose to, but not necessarily get knocked out of the Europa Cup by some ****house team.
7. Jovanovic will score between +/- 15 goals in all competitions.
8. Mascherano will reluctantly stay and be a key player for us.
9. Torres will be injured for greater than 50% of the season
10. Agger will play at left back (possibly as a starter) more than centre back and I will tear my eyes out.

[Scratch]

1) We will do better this season than last, and will push for top 4, but leave it late to guarantee it.
2) Torres will stay
3) Gerrard will stay
4) Mascherano will stay, but be grumpy about it
5) We will sign a new left back
6) We will sign a new striker
7) We will not be american owned by Christmas...well, not the two current americans anyway
8) Purslow will still be acting CEO by Christmas
9) We will beat Arsenal in our first league fixture
10) SOS will start a new campaign to rid us of our new overlords two weeks after they are appointed

[Darkon]

1. Aquilani will have his major breakthrough
2. Lucas will get a more offensive role starting to play the game he can
3. Roy will still be a meh feeling as a manager come christmas
4. Torres and Gerrard will be liverpool players for the entire season
5. Mascher will be gone and nobody will miss him
6. We will finish in top-4 - probably 4th
7. Shelvey will become an important part of the team.
8. We won't sign any major players that require a transfer sum in the summer window
9. the club will have changed hands by the end of october.
10. The daily hate mail will be after roy as a failure after the first defeat...

[red g]

1. We will finish finish top 4 and will still be in the race for the title in Februar
2. We will win the UEFA Cup
3. Gerrard will be back to his best
4. Aquiliani will only play home games and Lucas/Shelvey away games
5. Agger will score 5+ goals
6. Christian Purslow is possessed by the spirit of Vigo the Carpathian, a seventeenth century tyrant trapped within a painting in the Trophy Room. Vigo orders Purlsow to locate Torres so that Vigo can transfer his consciousness into, thus gaining physical form upon the approaching New Season
7. RM will win CL and La Liga, Rafa will be sacked at end of season and Fredo will leave the forum and go camp outside Rafa's new house to give him support in his hour of need as Inter struggle.
8. Chelsea will win League, Lampard will get more deflections than normal goals.
9. Spurs will struggle to get top 6/Man City will finish Top 4 but will lose 6 big players in January and Mancini will be sacked for only getting 3 pts for a win.
10. Arsenal will do well in CC with a golden crop of youngsters who will be forgotten about in 2yrs until they meet a half decent team who will stuff them
11. Joe will sign for Liverpool, get injured and miss most of season or Joe Cole will sign for Spurs and play90% of there games.

[Fivex]

Birdman, you can place a big fat tick against number 2 on the list!

[The Birdman]

Birdman, you can place a big fat tick against number 2 on the list!

**** me 1 down 9 to go!!

[magicalbarnes]

1. We will finish 6th
2. City will win the league (little bit crazy I know)
3. Mancini will still get the sack.
4. Gerrard and Torres will stay.
5. Mascherano will leave for Inter.
6. Joe Cole will sign for Spurs
7. Aquilani will spend most of the season injured.
8. We will win the FA cup.
9. The media will turn on Roy before the season's over after treating him with respect at Fulham.
10. SB will still be a SB.