Ryan "dumdum / comic genius" Babel........

[Rudo]

He's now embroiled in a slagging match with a girl

[Rudo]

@jessicahindley6 EAT A D !!!!
4 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter in reply to jessicahindley6

[Shaggy]

@jessicahindley6 EAT A D !!!!
4 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter in reply to jessicahindley6

To which she replied...

@RyanBabel hahaha jib it egg head

24 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

[Lee]

[Craig_H]

Someone's ears are burning...

[Shaggy]

From the bottom up


RyanBabel

The End !!!! -____- !!!!!
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RyanBabel
MMMM ... bread was burned ... house smelled like .... ( you fill dis in ) !!!
27 minutes ago via web

RyanBabel
Da end of this story ends.. with: I forgot dat i had bread in the oven .. before i left.. me and perr were hungry..
29 minutes ago via web

RyanBabel
Sam arrived.. and we could go bak in da house... !!!
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RyanBabel
Anyway... we were really waiting...I'm not gonna tell yall wat we did during this hr.. cause i will lose all my followers.. LOLLL..
32 minutes ago via web

RyanBabel
I called him up.. and he said..i can come but it will take 1hr before i'm bak in Liverpool
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RyanBabel
after waiting there for a lil 20 min... i realized .. my man SAM.. had spare keys...
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RyanBabel
sighs...
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RyanBabel
LIKE SOME KID STOLE UR CANDY OR SOMETHING !!!
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RyanBabel
i opened da gate for him... and he looked at us like: what is goin on over here???? he asked: WHY DA HELL R U GUYS SITTIN ON DA GROUND LIKE
37 minutes ago via web

RyanBabel
Ok ok... so his brother arrived ...
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RyanBabel
Quik question !!! Yall still good??? cause i aint ready !!! lol
42 minutes ago via web

RyanBabel
So here we are... like 2 kids sittin in front .. of a house door.. !!!
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RyanBabel
Yeah yeah.. one of my mentions said... because i laughed at perr's bro.. KARMA... yeah i guess so follower !!! i guess sooo -____- !!!
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RyanBabel
yall know rite .. when u dont know wat to do .. and u start looking around like ..yeaahh dat tree is gonna help u... yeah riteeee
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RyanBabel
Wat can WE DO ??????
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
-_____- !!!!!
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
So can u imagine me and perr were laughing soooo harddd with tearsss my stomach was hurting.. and all of a sudden ... we were DAT SERIOUS !!
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RyanBabel
WE LEFT DA HOUSE KEYS INSIDE DA HOUSE WHEN WE WERE IN A RUSH TO DA AIRPORT!!!! OMGG !!!!!
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RyanBabel
SMFH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
-______-!!!!!!!!!
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RyanBabel
Perr stopped wit laughing ... and said: keysss??? nahhh i gave u da keys in da house...!!!!
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RyanBabel
arrived at da frond door!!!!!!! i'm looking for my keys... while i m askin perr.. hey do u have my keys !!!! -___- !!!!
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RyanBabel
So i hang up.. while i'm walking to the front door with Perr... ( STILL LAUGHING WITH TEARS ) !!!
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
so he i could tell he was obv very upset missing his flight!!! so he was like: ok i'm coming...
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RyanBabel
me: TAKE A TAXI HOME CAUSE U R GOING NOWHERE TONITE AHAHAHAHAH
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RyanBabel
I picked up da fone again... and said: HEYYY REALLYY... ME AND PERR CANT BELIEVE THIS... U R SO STUPID... AHAHA ..
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RyanBabel
OK OK!!!!
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
i picked up my fone... ( still with tears of laughing ) .. looked up to perry.. AND DROPPED MY FONE AGAINNNNN AND STARTS ROLLINNNN
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
OK OK !!!!
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
i think like 5 minutes or something LOLLL
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
STILL ON DA GROUND ... ROLLINNNNN !!!!!
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
we couldnt believe he was seriousssss !!!! HE MISSED HIS FLIGHT?????? AHAHAHAHAH
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
AHAHAHAHAHA.... PERRY FELT ON DA GROUND WITH TEARSSSS... I DROPPED MY FONEE ON DA GRASS AND WAS ROLIN ON DA GROUND WITH TEARS
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
I looked up to perry and said : hey ur bro missed his flight...!! me and perr looked each other in da eyes #noHomo .. AND WE STARTS LAUGHING
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
AND WHEN I CAME BAK.. THE GATE WAS CLOSED !!!!
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bro: I CANT BELIEVE IT.. WE WERE BOARDING BUT IT WAS BUSY WITH PEOPLE SO I THOUGHT I M GOIN FOR A QUIK DRINK ..
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RyanBabel
I pick up my fone.. and it was perr's bro..: RYAN I MISSED MY FLIGHT ..!!!
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RyanBabel
So while me and perr stepped outta car.. my fone went : unknown number called me!!!
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RyanBabel
While we were driving through da gate.. me and perr were saying.. : Dis guy is unbelievable .. next time if dis happends he can forget it!!
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RyanBabel
I'm in front of my gate.. pressed the code in.. and we finally parked !!!
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RyanBabel
So its like 645pm !!! And me and perr r driving bak to my house..
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RyanBabel
I didnt even said something!!! i went bak to da car !!!
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RyanBabel
So .. i gave him his tickets.. and he was like: Thanks .. Thanks... next time hurry up ..
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RyanBabel
SMFH !!!!!-___- !!!
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RyanBabel
Brother: Naahhh i'm just asking !!!
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RyanBabel
I'm looking up, cause i had both hands on my knees.. and i said: WHAT????? U ASK ME WHATS WRONG????
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RyanBabel
So perr's bro is looking at me like: Homie wats wrong wit you???? You good???
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RyanBabel
I almost lost my balance ...ahaha
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RyanBabel
So i finally saw perr's bro... i'm totally sweating ... can't even say a word... i had a veryyyyy hard training session today.. and..
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RyanBabel
So finally on da airport... i'm running inside cause i know obv how i have to run through da airport to reach perr's brother..
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RyanBabel
While we r driving... Perr is callin with his brother... : WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO YOU???? DAMMITTTT
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RyanBabel
So..
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
FLYING TO DA AIRPORT!!!
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RyanBabel
So me and perry all da way runnin to da kitchen ... took his ticket... jumped in to our shoesss... broke almost the doors of my car!!! and..
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RyanBabel
p.s hint -----------> #Leggooo
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
So was shocked .. and screamed at perr..: YOUR BROTHER FORGOT HIS TICKET.. WE NEED TO BRING IT ... COME ONN!!!!! #LEGGOOOO !!!
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RyanBabel
So!!!
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
For the peops who dont know what PING PING is!!! dats something if you have a blackberry !!! #legggooo
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Brother: HURRRRRYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!
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Brother: MY FLIGHT GOES 7PM!!!!!!
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RyanBabel
Brother: CAN U PLEASE BRING IT ASAP !!!!!
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brother: RYAN I FORGOT MY TICKET ON UR KITCHEN TABLE
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RyanBabel
Brother: PING, PING, PING,PING !!!!!
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RyanBabel
So i read his messages dat he send me
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RyanBabel
Perr's bro were sendin me lots of messages!!! Time: 6.07pm !!!!
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RyanBabel
So i told Perr... hold up.. lemme see who is dying to talk to me ... so i looked at my fone...
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RyanBabel
MY FONEEE!!!! It was callin for help or something.. he was like dammit RYAN .. u messages !!!!
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RyanBabel
So i never looked at my fone..
about 2 hours ago via web

RyanBabel
So i was busy right?????
about 2 hours ago via web

RyanBabel
around 6pm .. my Blackberry goes like a madd thing in my pocket!!! At da same time i was recording Perr in my studio
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RyanBabel
Just chillin.. listen to some music.. talked abit about his movements etc etc... #NoHomo lol
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RyanBabel
So i arrived home.. and perr was there.. ( i was surprised cause he was on time ) .. so we went in da house..
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Perry: Ofcourse .. u know i'm always on time homie !!! Me: Yeah i know dat -___- gnr
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RyanBabel
So i told him i would be 25 min away from home... i asked him if he could be there on time!!! he had my keys right
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RyanBabel
So perr is callin my around 5 to tell me.. his brother left for da airport.. so he was wondering where i were !!!
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RyanBabel
So they went to da city.. and they did their thang all day !!!!
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RyanBabel
So while i went for da training... i gave Perr and his brother my house keys !!! cause i wasnt in all day ...
about 2 hours ago via web

RyanBabel
So today!!! I had obv training rite.. and Perr's brother had to go bak at 7pm ( his flight)
about 2 hours ago via web


RyanBabel
So yesterday we @PerryMystique had his promo thing .. And I heard everything went well .. So today .. Perry's bro needed to go bak
about 2 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

RyanBabel
Ok !!!
about 2 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

RyanBabel
Once again .. Just happend today .. And I wanna share it wit u guys lol .. I think its funny ..
about 2 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

RyanBabel
Ok ok .. @PerryMystique is busy at the moment .. So he mite join in later ..
about 2 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

RyanBabel
Hold on .. Lemme see if @PerryMystique wanna join wit the story cause he was innit aswell ..
about 2 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

RyanBabel
RT @PunamS: @RyanBabel I think twitter world has been waiting for ur story for a few days....
about 2 hours ago via ÜberTwitter


RyanBabel
Mmm remember.. It was earlier on in the afternoon !!! Yall ready???
about 2 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

RyanBabel

Story time???
about 2 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

[twistnkuyt]

Mental

What's he doing up at htis time, has he not got training in da morning

[Scratch]

Smfh??

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Shaggy it's you,isn't it?

[PTP]

Smfh??

shamone muther ****a heheeeee......?

[Maxiedge]

shamone muther ****a heheeeee......?

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RyanBabel
Anyway... we were really waiting...I'm not gonna tell yall wat we did during this hr.. cause i will lose all my followers.. LOLLL..
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RyanBabel
So i hang up.. while i'm walking to the front door with Perr... ( STILL LAUGHING WITH TEARS ) !!!
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
me: TAKE A TAXI HOME CAUSE U R GOING NOWHERE TONITE AHAHAHAHAH
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
I picked up da fone again... and said: HEYYY REALLYY... ME AND PERR CANT BELIEVE THIS... U R SO STUPID... AHAHA ..
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
OK OK!!!!
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
i picked up my fone... ( still with tears of laughing ) .. looked up to perry.. AND DROPPED MY FONE AGAINNNNN AND STARTS ROLLINNNN
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
OK OK !!!!
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
i think like 5 minutes or something LOLLL
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
STILL ON DA GROUND ... ROLLINNNNN !!!!!
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
we couldnt believe he was seriousssss !!!! HE MISSED HIS FLIGHT?????? AHAHAHAHAH
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
AHAHAHAHAHA.... PERRY FELT ON DA GROUND WITH TEARSSSS... I DROPPED MY FONEE ON DA GRASS AND WAS ROLIN ON DA GROUND WITH TEARS
about 1 hour ago via web

RyanBabel
I looked up to perry and said : hey ur bro missed his flight...!! me and perr looked each other in da eyes #noHomo .. AND WE STARTS LAUGHING
about 1 hour ago via web

He's a proper clown

[Fivex]

Any guesses as to what he did during the "lost hour"?

[SK]

Any guesses as to what he did during the "lost hour"?

can't be worse than his tweeting

[Chrono]

Any guesses as to what he did during the "lost hour"?

I was wondering about that. Probably a spot of man-love.

Also, the fob for opening the gate isn't with his keys. Seems strange.