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**IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST** · 26-07-10, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by el matador View Post

Ive just found the taxi drivers tweet - his name is baljit vikramsinghe kumar patel.

Here it is:

Hi buds, you gotta hear my story today. Anyhows I pick up this freshie in the cab today and he wants me to take him to five blocks away. You will never guess who it was - man it was ****ing Akon.

I recognised that ******* penchod as soon as I saw him and was blinged up to his nutsac. He must have been ****ing high because the ooloo da patha fell asleep in the back of the cab and this mother****er is snoring his ****ing head off.

Anyhows, he's asleep and i think what the **** I will pick up someone else because Anjali wants a new sari for a wedding we have to go to so anyhows I pick up these two women and they want to go to the airport. I ****ing hate that place because I got deported twice from there. Anyhows, I am driving to the airport with this top totty in the back and ****ing Akon wakes the **** up and the bitches go crazy.

Anyhows I drop the women back and then I take Akon to where he wants to go. I tell him its $68 and the ****er doesnt want to pay - look man I know its a little steep and Anjali needs her **** but its ****ing Akon and he can afford to pay. Anyhows the penchod doesnt pay and I start shouting to make a scene.

Anyhows the cops come and ask him some questions. Hey man, did you know that Akons real name is Ray Ban or something - how ****ing stupid am I i thought his real name was Akon.

Anyhows they arrested that penchod and took that Akon Ray Ban ****er away. What a day man - Hare Krishna.

**Mostar** · 26-07-10, 07:36 PM

Originally posted by el matador View Post

Ive just found the taxi drivers tweet - his name is baljit vikramsinghe kumar patel.

Here it is:

Hi buds, you gotta hear my story today. Anyhows I pick up this freshie in the cab today and he wants me to take him to five blocks away. You will never guess who it was - man it was ****ing Akon.

I recognised that ******* penchod as soon as I saw him and was blinged up to his nutsac. He must have been ****ing high because the ooloo da patha fell asleep in the back of the cab and this mother****er is snoring his ****ing head off.

Anyhows, he's asleep and i think what the **** I will pick up someone else because Anjali wants a new sari for a wedding we have to go to so anyhows I pick up these two women and they want to go to the airport. I ****ing hate that place because I got deported twice from there. Anyhows, I am driving to the airport with this top totty in the back and ****ing Akon wakes the **** up and the bitches go crazy.

Anyhows I drop the women back and then I take Akon to where he wants to go. I tell him its $68 and the ****er doesnt want to pay - look man I know its a little steep and Anjali needs her **** but its ****ing Akon and he can afford to pay. Anyhows the penchod doesnt pay and I start shouting to make a scene.

Anyhows the cops come and ask him some questions. Hey man, did you know that Akons real name is Ray Ban or something - how ****ing stupid am I i thought his real name was Akon.

Anyhows they arrested that penchod and took that Akon Ray Ban ****er away. What a day man - Hare Krishna.

**Exiled_red** · 26-07-10, 11:18 PM

**saj** · 27-07-10, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by el matador View Post

Ive just found the taxi drivers tweet - his name is baljit vikramsinghe kumar patel.

Here it is:

Hi buds, you gotta hear my story today. Anyhows I pick up this freshie in the cab today and he wants me to take him to five blocks away. You will never guess who it was - man it was ****ing Akon.

I recognised that ******* penchod as soon as I saw him and was blinged up to his nutsac. He must have been ****ing high because the ooloo da patha fell asleep in the back of the cab and this mother****er is snoring his ****ing head off.

Anyhows, he's asleep and i think what the **** I will pick up someone else because Anjali wants a new sari for a wedding we have to go to so anyhows I pick up these two women and they want to go to the airport. I ****ing hate that place because I got deported twice from there. Anyhows, I am driving to the airport with this top totty in the back and ****ing Akon wakes the **** up and the bitches go crazy.

Anyhows I drop the women back and then I take Akon to where he wants to go. I tell him its $68 and the ****er doesnt want to pay - look man I know its a little steep and Anjali needs her **** but its ****ing Akon and he can afford to pay. Anyhows the penchod doesnt pay and I start shouting to make a scene.

Anyhows the cops come and ask him some questions. Hey man, did you know that Akons real name is Ray Ban or something - how ****ing stupid am I i thought his real name was Akon.

Anyhows they arrested that penchod and took that Akon Ray Ban ****er away. What a day man - Hare Krishna.

Ha ha ha ha ha - I had to come out of my lurking status to say that this post is funny as ****. Too funny.

**-V-** · 27-07-10, 12:07 AM

Originally posted by el matador View Post

Ive just found the taxi drivers tweet - his name is baljit vikramsinghe kumar patel.

Here it is:

Hi buds, you gotta hear my story today. Anyhows I pick up this freshie in the cab today and he wants me to take him to five blocks away. You will never guess who it was - man it was ****ing Akon.

I recognised that ******* penchod as soon as I saw him and was blinged up to his nutsac. He must have been ****ing high because the ooloo da patha fell asleep in the back of the cab and this mother****er is snoring his ****ing head off.

Anyhows, he's asleep and i think what the **** I will pick up someone else because Anjali wants a new sari for a wedding we have to go to so anyhows I pick up these two women and they want to go to the airport. I ****ing hate that place because I got deported twice from there. Anyhows, I am driving to the airport with this top totty in the back and ****ing Akon wakes the **** up and the bitches go crazy.

Anyhows I drop the women back and then I take Akon to where he wants to go. I tell him its $68 and the ****er doesnt want to pay - look man I know its a little steep and Anjali needs her **** but its ****ing Akon and he can afford to pay. Anyhows the penchod doesnt pay and I start shouting to make a scene.

Anyhows the cops come and ask him some questions. Hey man, did you know that Akons real name is Ray Ban or something - how ****ing stupid am I i thought his real name was Akon.

Anyhows they arrested that penchod and took that Akon Ray Ban ****er away. What a day man - Hare Krishna.

Am I the only one who thinks this is the most unfunny, ****e effort ever?

**TheElephantMan** · 27-07-10, 12:08 AM

Originally posted by -V- View Post

Am I the only one who thinks this is the most unfunny, ****e effort ever?

No.

**Norbs** · 27-07-10, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by maverick View Post

He is such a tard

£14 for a 10 min taxi ride across town is about right, not the £4 he wanted to pay. Shame it wasn't his 3rd offence out there

**Chrono** · 27-07-10, 11:11 AM

Originally posted by -V- View Post

Am I the only one who thinks this is the most unfunny, ****e effort ever?

No.

**tsb** · 27-07-10, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by el matador View Post

Ive just found the taxi drivers tweet - his name is baljit vikramsinghe kumar patel.

Here it is:

Hi buds, you gotta hear my story today. Anyhows I pick up this freshie in the cab today and he wants me to take him to five blocks away. You will never guess who it was - man it was ****ing Akon.

I recognised that ******* penchod as soon as I saw him and was blinged up to his nutsac. He must have been ****ing high because the ooloo da patha fell asleep in the back of the cab and this mother****er is snoring his ****ing head off.

Anyhows, he's asleep and i think what the **** I will pick up someone else because Anjali wants a new sari for a wedding we have to go to so anyhows I pick up these two women and they want to go to the airport. I ****ing hate that place because I got deported twice from there. Anyhows, I am driving to the airport with this top totty in the back and ****ing Akon wakes the **** up and the bitches go crazy.

Anyhows I drop the women back and then I take Akon to where he wants to go. I tell him its $68 and the ****er doesnt want to pay - look man I know its a little steep and Anjali needs her **** but its ****ing Akon and he can afford to pay. Anyhows the penchod doesnt pay and I start shouting to make a scene.

Anyhows the cops come and ask him some questions. Hey man, did you know that Akons real name is Ray Ban or something - how ****ing stupid am I i thought his real name was Akon.

Anyhows they arrested that penchod and took that Akon Ray Ban ****er away. What a day man - Hare Krishna.

**tsb** · 27-07-10, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by -V- View Post

Am I the only one who thinks this is the most unfunny, ****e effort ever?

Yeah!

Great use of oolloo da patha.

**5aq1b** · 27-07-10, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by the rev leeroy brown View Post

babel can do whatever he likes as far as i am concerned......babel

**the rev leeroy brown** · 27-07-10, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by 5aq1b View Post

you often tell me babel is the greatest saqib, dont dare deny it

**PTP** · 27-07-10, 04:14 PM

- read it from bottom to top...

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