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    #31
    If it was about Carra topic would be Jamie "get to ****" Carra and it would be about how he stood up against the criminal taxi drivers trying to rip people off.

    But because it's about Babel.....

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      #32
      Originally posted by PTP View Post
      the guy is a clown, i joined twitter, the main purpose being so i could follow him

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        #33
        Originally posted by knockers View Post
        I 'follow' him on twitter and he makes no sense what so ever. He barely ever talks about football either, just his sh!te music. He told another story about buying swimming shorts which was again just as stupid.


        The more i hear about Babel's 'tweets', the more i think it sounds a bit like the kind of updates & musings that we used to get from Duncan Jenkins

        Originally posted by EwarWoo View Post
        If it was about Carra topic would be Jamie "get to ****" Carra and it would be about how he stood up against the criminal taxi drivers trying to rip people off.

        But because it's about Babel.....
        But you know why it's NOT Carra, dont you?

        Cos he isnt such a tool.

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          #34
          Originally posted by Chrono View Post
          That is funny as ****. It reads like some 1980s comedy about a famous dutch child travelling to America alone and being stuck in a form of groundhog day. Each episode would close with someone bringing up the 09/10 season and he looks at the camera shrugs and says "Same story .. Every time ..."
          This is as ridiculous as it can possibly be but funny nevertheless.
          Member #1 of the Luis Suarez fan club

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            #35
            If the policeman was a massive fan surely he would have recognised wor Ryan straight away and instead of letting him go would have sent him downstairs for his homeboys to run a train on the useless ****er.
            A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish himself into exhausting pace, and then at the end, punish himself even more.

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              #36
              Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
              What a tight ******* eh. I tipped our driver in Seville ten euros FFS.
              But i bet he wasnt trying to rip you off?
              Originally posted by fah-q
              Didn't someone once see Philip Schofield ****ting into a crisp packet?

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                #37
                the cabbie drove around aimlessly for ages, went down some blind alleys and into some cul de sacs, eventually the cabbie turned round to babel and said 'well, see how YOU like it'.

                Courtesy of Spider Neil on 6CM

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by peekay View Post
                  the cabbie drove around aimlessly for ages, went down some blind alleys and into some cul de sacs, eventually the cabbie turned round to babel and said 'well, see how YOU like it'.

                  Courtesy of Spider Neil on 6CM

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                    #39
                    He should quit footy and join NDubz
                    Play Ball!!!!!!!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by peekay View Post
                      the cabbie drove around aimlessly for ages, went down some blind alleys and into some cul de sacs, eventually the cabbie turned round to babel and said 'well, see how YOU like it'.

                      Courtesy of Spider Neil on 6CM

                      The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                        #41
                        He shudda popped a cap in his ass.
                        Brandt - Keita - Van Dijk - Sessegnon

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                          #42
                          at least he's got some new material for a rap song..
                          Jürgen Klopp

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by SlovenianKopite View Post
                            at least he's got some new material for a rap song..
                            The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                              #44
                              Ive just found the taxi drivers tweet - his name is baljit vikramsinghe kumar patel.

                              Here it is:

                              Hi buds, you gotta hear my story today. Anyhows I pick up this freshie in the cab today and he wants me to take him to five blocks away. You will never guess who it was - man it was ****ing Akon.

                              I recognised that ******* penchod as soon as I saw him and was blinged up to his nutsac. He must have been ****ing high because the ooloo da patha fell asleep in the back of the cab and this mother****er is snoring his ****ing head off.

                              Anyhows, he's asleep and i think what the **** I will pick up someone else because Anjali wants a new sari for a wedding we have to go to so anyhows I pick up these two women and they want to go to the airport. I ****ing hate that place because I got deported twice from there. Anyhows, I am driving to the airport with this top totty in the back and ****ing Akon wakes the **** up and the bitches go crazy.

                              Anyhows I drop the women back and then I take Akon to where he wants to go. I tell him its $68 and the ****er doesnt want to pay - look man I know its a little steep and Anjali needs her **** but its ****ing Akon and he can afford to pay. Anyhows the penchod doesnt pay and I start shouting to make a scene.

                              Anyhows the cops come and ask him some questions. Hey man, did you know that Akons real name is Ray Ban or something - how ****ing stupid am I i thought his real name was Akon.

                              Anyhows they arrested that penchod and took that Akon Ray Ban ****er away. What a day man - Hare Krishna.
                              [B]Sir Isaac Newton knew the universal law of karma - any action has its equal and opposite reaction.[B]

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                                #45
                                wtf

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