Ryan "dumdum / comic genius" Babel........

[SK]

ok i'm befriending all ryan babels on facebook and then i'm setting up a tweeter account

[McDermotX]

I tried yesterday to become a fan/follower or whatever it is.
He's banned me

Ryan obviously has great taste as well then..................he can add that to the chips on both shoulders, his tight swimming shorts, his millions of followers/fans, his latest rap album etc etc and show up 2mw for training cos its Arsenal. init !!! Yo !

[the rev leeroy brown]

that's it.....ryan babel has turned me! i'm now his biggest fan!

i think you'll find your not............I AM!!!!!! babel

I'm being serious here, I've genuinely warmed to him. Okay he'll never be Johan Cruyff but I can't help warming to the lad. Hope he has a great season and proves most of us wrong.

I'm 100% with you on that. I have never been a fan of him but reading this he comes across as a really nice bloke if not a little mental.

I really hope he does well and has a decent crack at getting in to the team.

got a great feeling babel will do well this year . . . . . . in fact better than well - he'll be awesome!

but seriously, if his crazy tweets are giving him more fans then lets spread the word on match days through official match day programmes to get more people to read them. more fans = better reception on pitch = cult hero status = success for lfc.

[Mike]

Ryan Babel for new LFC Ambassador?

[Rudo]

Bound to be a few songs for Babel coming out this season, with a big mention of his twittering Surely?

[paulc]

his account is suspended?

[meffin]

his account is suspended?

Wrong profile mate, that must have been a fake one

twitter.com/ryanbabel is the real one

[Shaggy]

RyanBabel

I'm home .. Sittin in my lab .. Wit back ground music on .. Lookin out da window.. And I'm thinking ..

6 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter

RyanBabel

Thinkin about .. Life.. And even if it not goes well all da time .. I am very blessed .. And I appreciate dat !!! And will never forget dat

3 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter

[Rudo]

Awwww bless him.

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

RyanBabel

I'm home .. Sittin in my lab .. Wit back ground music on .. Lookin out da window.. And I'm thinking ..Why Kuyt is looking at me through his window.....(add your own bit here)

6 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter

[Lee]

Genius

[Craig_H]

Enough !!!!

Give him the number 7 shirt..........and have him just parade around the touchline with his laptop inspiring the crowd.

[Craig_H]

Ryan

[Craig_H]

I'm utterly convinced he's actually another of your windups.

I don't know how you did it, must have been an awful lot of effort getting someone to play the part (though you could have got someone better at football), getting him "transferred" to the club etc, but however implausible I just know you're behind this.

One of the best threads of all time

[Craig_H]

Ryan Babel shopping before his holidays. Read from bottom up, I went through alot of effort to make this readable


LOLLL... those 98 followers must be fans of Ronaldo ...Hey guys i wasnt hatin on him .. was part of the story..
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:45:09 (GMT Daylight Time) via web

Some people on twitter .... smh!!!
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:44:01 (GMT Daylight Time) via web

I lost 98 followers after this story LOL !!!!
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:36:59 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

Excuse me to mess wit yall timeline !!!
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:36:40 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

The End !!!!
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:32:05 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

Anyway !!! I packed my bags .. And this tight ass shorts goes with me .. LOLLLLL ( just for the record though )
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:31:43 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

I saw he wanted to sale me something so badly ..
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:30:34 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

Reason why I bought the shorts !!! Even though I felt embarrassed .. This guy was very nice and polite .. So I was like ok whatver ..
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:30:15 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

I'm not gonna wear it .. But if someone can catch me wearing dat shtt .. Make a pic please and post it !! Ahahah
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:26:39 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

Anyway !!!
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:25:28 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

Anyway .. The ones who wanna go to bed .. Stop complaining and go to bed .. I'm gonna kick it further wit the ones who r interested
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:25:11 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

I bought the shorts right .. But I aint gonna wear dat **** ... Lol
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:24:28 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

OHhh helll noooooo !!!!!!
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:23:54 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:23:26 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

I mite be sexy with them on !!!!! Can u imagine me walkin on the beach wit a tight ass shorts ???? LOLLL mite get some attention boy
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:23:00 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

But you know what !!!
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:22:01 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

Yeah I know I know .... Dat **** is GAY !!!!! Lol
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:20:45 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

I'm not gonna lie ... I bought them tight C. Ronaldo Swimming shorts !!! LOLLLLLL
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:18:18 (GMT Daylight Time) via web

IS HE FOREAL ?????
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:16:38 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

Jamaican: I normally sell them for 50 euro BUT because u need them urgent .. I give u them for 40 euro !!!
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:15:40 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

I asked him : How much r those????
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:14:16 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

This dude must be jokin !!!!
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:12:12 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

Jamaican: Dis is the only one I GOT !!!! http://tweetphoto.com/33566555
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:11:04 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

Jamaican: Ohhh yeaaahhh ofcourse ofcourse !!! Take a look
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:06:31 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

Anyway .. Do u got a short or not ????
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:05:12 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

Ok so I felt embarrassed
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:04:36 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

Jamaican: Where r u going dat u need a Swimming short???
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:03:59 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

U r the first brother who wants to buy a Swimming short of me !!! I don't know brothers who can swimg LOL
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:02:50 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

He starts laughing at me so loud !!!!! He really didn't believed I needed a swimming short !!! So dis Jamaican dude says to me :
Mon Jul 19 2010 01:00:19 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

Is dis guy foreal !!!!
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:58:53 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

So this Jamaican brother is looking at me like I made a joke or something .. So he is staring at me like :
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:58:16 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

Nahh nahhh nahh .. I need a Swimming short .. And I need it like 911 !!! I'm goin on holiday tomorrow ...
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:57:29 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

So he saw me coming right .. And he was like : Brother .. Do u wanna buy a nice T shirt .. I got like everything wat a brother needs ..
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:56:45 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

So I walked over to him rite .. And he had like customized T shirts / shorts / sneakers etc etc ..
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:56:05 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

By the way he was Jamaican !!!
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:54:58 (GMT Daylight Time) via web

All of a sudden .. I see a guy on the street with selling clothes .. ( Illegal ) ... ( Pretty normal in Amsterdam )
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:54:34 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

So I m disappointed .. Walkin out the store .. I was headin back to the parking garage ..right ..
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:51:42 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

So I'm like stressin .. Cause it was 602pm !!!! I'm like: 2 MONTHS ?????? I can't believe dis ..
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:50:57 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

He was like.. : yeah the big shop moved 2 months ago to another street.. We only sell sneakers now ..
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:49:39 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

I'm like: heeeyyy !!!! Dis used to be a all round sport shop, what happend to all the clothes ?????
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:48:34 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

I CAN'T BELIEVE DIS !!!!!! It was a f... Sneaker shop !!!!
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:46:49 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

I'm walking around in the store .. Looking around ..
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:45:13 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

Whatever dude ..
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:44:10 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

Ok dis dude is like .. Ok hurry I need to get home .. Before my wife is gonna complain again for me being to late ..
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:43:08 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

I went in side .. They said : ohh we r closing man .. So I'm like .. Nah I know what I wanna buy .. just need 1 minute
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:41:53 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

After a lil run .. I saw another store called " Kings " its a sports store!!!
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:40:20 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

555pm !!!!!!
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:38:14 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

I took a run obv ..
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:37:56 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

Ok so I went to the right .. Cause I knew there should be another store where I can by my short
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:37:31 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

LOL
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:36:52 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

****tt ... Wrong way !!! I went to the right !!!
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:36:12 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

Ok so I went to the left ...
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:35:39 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

So on dat point I didn't cared how my Short would look like cause .. Damm I need my SHORTS .. Lol .. Tomorrow I'm leaving ..
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:34:44 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

So I walked out the Foot Locker and looked around for another shop ( talkin about Amsterdam city center )
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:33:49 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

I realized... Shops r closing at 6pm .. And it was like 550pm ..
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:32:41 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

So then ....
Mon Jul 19 2010 00:30:58 (GMT Daylight Time) via UberTwitter

Dat shtt was TIGHTTTTT !!!! Lol ...
1:29 AM Jul 19th via UberTwitter

Mmm I looked at it and said: ok imma gonna try it on ..
1:28 AM Jul 19th via UberTwitter

So he came bak wit a L and said this is the only one left ..1:28 AM Jul 19th via UberTwitter

I asked dis guy who worked over there : I need a Nike swimming short XL ..
1:27 AM Jul 19th via UberTwitter

So yday rite after I got hit about da price of dis swimming short .. I went to Foot Locker ..
1:26 AM Jul 19th via UberTwitter

Leggoooo !!!
1:18 AM Jul 19th via web

Ok.. i'm all set for my trip...
1:03 AM Jul 19th via web

Absolute and pure gold. Utter genius.