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    Akloppalypse Now !

    #2
    huh
    Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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      #3
      Helen, i know Helen, sort of. She's lovely. looks much better off camera.

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        In 2007 Kenwright was a judge in the BBC1 television series "Any Dream Will Do." In 2009 he received a Guiness world record for "the biggest collection of wagon wheels". In May 2011 Kenwright appeared on childrens tv show "Blue Peter" and helped presenters Andy and Helen to make a replica of his beloved Evertons Goodison Park using old fairy liquid bottles and an empty 36 box of walkers crisps. It is believed that the money generated from Kenwrights tv appearance with the BBC helped to fund his undisclosed bid for Wigans pacey winger Charles N'Zogbia in July 2011. The bid wasn't officially submitted to Wigan owner Dave Whelean however as it was revealed the bid was made up of a mere 50p upfront and a twix.

        Bill Is currently working on his Latest Production, Everton FC. Showing how to destroy a football club in the space of 10 years. As of July 2011 Suntan Bob, Ian (trust me) Ross and Tom Caff, have all been signed up, Bill is talks with Charles Notsigninhere, to star as himself in the show. Kenwright has already stated, that he has plans for a sequel to Everton FC, with 'Watch this Space'. The production is said to cost £9.5 million. However it should be noted that this proposed production failed even to sell out a 20% ticket pre-sale, the theory as to why, suggests that no one is really interested in supporting the club in any sort of economic way - especially since the fall from grace of the cult phenomenon "The Yak" and the supporters lack of creativity in generating a new chant (and the sense of paranoia that raising a players status to "chant worthy" could easily result in said player leaving the club, a term which has been coined 'Rooney-itis-Lid'). Analysts predict the club is on the verge of taking up its rightful place in the Championship, reports suggest this could be done as early as the 2012/13 season.

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          #5
          The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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            #6
            whether it's real or not, this is boss

            "In 2009 he received a Guiness world record for "the biggest collection of wagon wheels"."

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              #7
              You think it's true??
              Hello mert.

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                #8
                it's on wikipedia, it must be!!!

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                  #9
                  Sounds like Shaggy has been editing
                  Originally posted by fah-q
                  Didn't someone once see Philip Schofield ****ting into a crisp packet?

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