Goals

[Bender]

I don't know if you're joking but that's enough of that thank you.

Owen.

why ? what and who do you suggest ........ suarez to ban in 20 goals and borini 15 ....... if our players don't get there **** together and quick this season will soon turn into a disaster .....starting with man city and arsenal and sod the hearts game

[Bender]

I'd be sick to the pit of my stomach.

I was thinking earlier. I thought he was nailed-on for Everton but surely it'd have happened by now, and now they've signed Miralas then I suppose it's even less likely.

Bender you tosser, what have you started.

nothing Lee and i didn't start it LINK

[Lee]

Bender, calm down. Stop getting your knickers in a twist.

[Exiled_red]

Owen

No chance. He'd be another Joe Cole, on stupid money and would come off the bench only to get injured and brought off 5 mins later.

[dom9]

Owen?

Dear me Brenda.

[Fredo]

If we sign Owen I'll be topping myself and Bender altogether.

[Bender]

Bender, calm down. Stop getting your knickers in a twist.

i don't wear any i always go commando

[G]

@FourthOfficial_ which is a good account said he had talks with Everton but his demands were too high.

Still thinks he's worth top dollar the gimp.

[ChesterDave]

Owen is the type of nob who'll hold out for the higher wage to satisfy his ego rather than taking the wage that gets him the most money.

Owen is the type of gitwizard who would rather miss the first 8 weeks of the season holding out to get £80k a week for 32 weeks instead of taking 75k for the full 40 weeks to the end of the season.

The ego boost of the higher wage will mean more than the fact the lower pay will be worth more to take now.

[DannyMan2006]

Owen stopped being top class when he got injured. He lost his pace and became average over night. For me, he was never the best finisher around anyway. Better than anyone we have? Yes. But he doesn't offer enough to warrant us bringing him in.

[RedReet]

I would sign elvis if he could score 20 goals.
Owen was on goals on sunday and you could tell he would jump at the chance of coming back. we havent been in touch but he would have scored some of the chances suarez missed yesterday.

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://img.skysports.com/07/11/218x298/ElvisHammond_598717.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.skysports.com/football/player/0,19754,11712_207778,00.html&usg=__NhWPuEkOBeAjuL7sr5mdlG4p5y0=&h=298&w=218&sz=22&hl=en&start=2&zoom=1&tbnid=BRp8F_GFwqFLKM:&tbnh=116&tbnw=85&ei=c_gxUO6MH-HG0QWJ2IHYDA&prev=/search%3Fq%3Delvis%2Bhammond%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26gbv%3D2%26tbm%3Disch%26prmd%3Divnso&itbs=1

Unattached.

[RichC]

Shows how far we fell last season in terms of shot conversion rate, over a 4% drop from 2010-2011 to 2011-2012.

We have to ensure we don't suffer the same problem again this season.

•2011-2012: 9.13%
•2010-2011: 13.59%
•2009-2010: 13.32%
•2008-2009: 13.46%
•2007-2008: 12.52%
•2006-2007: 10.56%
•2005-2006: 10.59%
•2004-2005: 11.61%

Av conversion rate in PL 2011/12: 13.30%

[Daniel 7]

We need to get a striker who will fit into the new manager's system. He needs to be able to put away the multitude of chances creators like Suarez and Gerrard will provide.

He will also need time to settle. After he has settled and is accustomed to the new manager's system, goals will come and results will improve.

[red g]

Shows how far we fell last season in terms of shot conversion rate, over a 4% drop from 2010-2011 to 2011-2012.

We have to ensure we don't suffer the same problem again this season.

•2011-2012: 9.13%
•2010-2011: 13.59%
•2009-2010: 13.32%
•2008-2009: 13.46%
•2007-2008: 12.52%
•2006-2007: 10.56%
•2005-2006: 10.59%
•2004-2005: 11.61%

Av conversion rate in PL 2011/12: 13.30%

Our conversion rate would be a lot higher with Suarez not playing but then we wouldnt score as much

We will only have a low rate with Suarez in the team, Awesome player but wasteful !! Although he deserves that right as he creates half of them on his own.

[Daniel 7]

Drop Suarez.