God is left footed but writes right handed. As a left handed writer (the key thing that needs to be a leftie) I was gutted to find that out 
I write left, eat right, throw left, bat/swing/hit right, left footed and wipe my arse with my right hand.

I write left, eat right, throw left, bat/swing/hit right, left footed and wipe my arse with my right hand.
Cheers Shaggy, thanks for the insight.


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