Everton (H) FA Cup thread

[The_weatherman]

That is exactly my life, I love it

I hate that you love it. You are supposed to miserable and alone after divorcing!

[labourRed]

Karius; Gomez, Matip, Van Dijk, Robertson; Can, Milner, Lallana; Oxlade-Chamberlain, Firmino, Mané

Hopefully the beginning of a beautiful partnership.

[frank the tank]

Wife asked me this morning if we'd be doing anything nice tonight.

"Well..." I said.

Her face dropped....

"There might be a football game on tonight".

Cue a crestfallen silence, followed by the major hump.

So I think I'll be missing this game too. If I ever meet the cretin who's idea it was to put football games on a Friday, I might well push him into a canal, or oncoming traffic, or out of a window. Whichever is closer.

In other news, I predict a replay.

****in hell..... Pull a sickie and watch it in bed on an iPad or something

[Fredo]

My wife has the lfc fixtures calendar and she knows exactly when I'm likely not to be available.

Of course, I've given football a few misses now and again but it's been very rare.

[Fredo]

Second choice centre back pairing tonight.

[Slinky Skills]

years ago when we played 11 a side - we had an away match, so it was meet at the pub for 10am and go in convoy - kick off at say midday so most lads had told their other halves they won't be till about 3/4pm

it was ****ing lashing it down - we got to the pub - the game gets called off before we leave

so we decide to stay in the pub and start one all mighty day session......

before some went home, they went outside and literally covered themselves in mud so it looked like they'd been playing and had come straight home from full time!

Years and years back I went out to watch a game once and didn't tell me ex who'd gone out shopping or whatever, was living with her at the time. Anyway a mate called last minute and said "Do you fancy it or what, few scoops for the game?" so me, him and my brother went out for it.

Anyway few hours later she called asking where I was, she wasn't too happy and said to make sure I was back for dinner. Anyway I ended up staying out all night, dad had to pick us up and I fell out of his Jeep ****ing wasted, got to the front door and knocked on it and she just sat there staring at me so I started knocking **** out of the door, continued to sit there. In the end I said ****ing let me in! And drop kicked the door!

She came flying to the door, pushed me over the settee!

Went upstairs and she came chasing after me, launched me over the bed like I was a ****ing rag doll!

I called her a bitch like her mum and sister which I regretted massively.

Took us ages to make up, she said I smelt of **** when I got back so I'm assuming I must have been for a dump and not wiped my arse properly when I left the loo haha!

We broke up soon after that. Lesson learned for future.

[Buzzo]

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[Norbs]

That is exactly my life, I love it

Enjoy it

I went from being married and 30 having had 2 partners in my life to being 32 and having had about 15 which was a big step for me One week cooking pizza and going bowling, the next clubbing off my face and going home with someone whose name I didn't know. It really is the best of both worlds and I'd recommend it to all parents

Wouldn't go back to thst now though

[Norbs]

Don't want to be chicken licken but playing Virgil is a mistake. He's had no time to build a raport with Matip

[fidget]

dirty *******s

[fidget]

Big Virgil already looking the part

[Exiled_red]

Rooney booked

[Charly]

Anyone watching on BBC Iplayer?

The quality level is a bit wank. Is there a way of getting 1080?

[Fosterbloke]

Lots of heavy touches and wayward passes so far.

[Fosterbloke]

VVD's headers have been towering so far