... Vladimir Smicer.
All hype, zero product (well apart from the copious amounts of it in his barnet).
Good feet, looks the part, lovely touch, 'amazing in training'... Gives the ball away 9 times outta ten.
He'll produce 10 woefully anonymous perfromances in a row and then knock one in the top corner in some meaningless Carling Cup tie, which will be sufficent for all those who've vehemently backed him to tell us all that "I told you he'll come good blah blah blah"
He's gonna frustrate the fcuk out of us all season, every season.
All hype, zero product (well apart from the copious amounts of it in his barnet).
Good feet, looks the part, lovely touch, 'amazing in training'... Gives the ball away 9 times outta ten.
He'll produce 10 woefully anonymous perfromances in a row and then knock one in the top corner in some meaningless Carling Cup tie, which will be sufficent for all those who've vehemently backed him to tell us all that "I told you he'll come good blah blah blah"
He's gonna frustrate the fcuk out of us all season, every season.

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