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    #16
    Originally posted by Michael View Post
    SA... was it a 5 wipe, 10 wipe or one of those strange 0 wipes?
    It was one of those beautiful, clean as a whistle jobs where the one, solitary wipe reveals no ****!
    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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      #17
      Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
      It was one of those beautiful, clean as a whistle jobs where the one, solitary wipe reveals no ****!
      They dont happen often but theyre worth the wait

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        #18
        Cant stand them 3 bog roll jobs, usually after a night on the 'white'

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          #19
          lets hope that you didnt miss then!

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            #20
            I want to know who the guy is that always seems to sit too far back in public bogs and catches the rear of the seat…..

            He needs some advice!

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              #21
              Originally posted by Michael View Post
              I want to know who the guy is that always seems to sit too far back in public bogs and catch the rear of the seat…..

              He needs some advice!
              sorry fella

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                #22
                Originally posted by Michael View Post
                I want to know who the guy is that always seems to sit too far back in public bogs and catches the rear of the seat…..

                He needs some advice!
                Man that is vile. How does that happen? What kind of scrubber manages that?!

                Anyway…this should be for the poo thread really….
                Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                  #23
                  Originally posted by Michael View Post
                  LOL… that reminds me about Ronaldo….. people always forget that Slur paid £17m ish for him!!
                  It was 12mill mate

                  we had a deal almost sorted for 6mill FWIW, Thommo was over there to wrap things up...then the scum snuck in and offered double.
                  "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                  "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                    #24
                    Back to the academies …. What would work would be to have a u17 league where the teams played on TV (BBC or SKY) at the premiership grounds…

                    A bit like the college situation in the US

                    Or is that a **** idea

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by Harveybirdman View Post
                      It was 12mill mate

                      we had a deal almost sorted for 6mill FWIW, Thommo was over there to wrap things up...then the scum snuck in and offered double.


                      LOL... you just made my day mate!
                      Last edited by Michael; 19-12-06, 01:14 PM.

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                        Man that is vile. How does that happen? What kind of scrubber manages that?!

                        Anyway…this should be for the poo thread really….
                        Whatabout when you go in and some dodgy ******* has sprayed the whole seat with **** How can you leave it that late. It like the have saved it up and let it all go at the last second...but exploded before they hit the can.

                        ******s
                        "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                        "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by Michael View Post
                          Back to the academies …. What would work would be to have a u17 league where the teams played on TV (BBC or SKY) at the premiership grounds…

                          A bit like the college situation in the US

                          Or is that a **** idea
                          **** on both counts really -

                          1-) Its **** because there already is a u-17 league

                          2-) **** because no-one would watch it if it was on the telly, hence it not being on. Yanks would watch the microwave turn round if the telly was broke.

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by Michael View Post
                            LOL... you just made my day mate!

                            [MARQUEE] [/MARQUEE]

                            you dont believe me

                            its true. Im deadly serious. Its the only piece of genuine info i have ever had
                            "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                            "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                              #29
                              see posts #9 & #13

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by Harveybirdman View Post
                                Whatabout when you go in and some dodgy ******* has sprayed the whole seat with **** How can you leave it that late. It like the have saved it up and let it all go at the last second...but exploded before they hit the can.

                                ******s
                                Without wishing to hijack the thread….. the worst thing about discovering the above mentioned toilet problems is that if anybody sees you leaving the toilet.. they immediately assume it was you that ‘made the mess’

                                This can be a problem in the office environment….

                                What do you do….? Leave the bog in view and face ridicule… or camp out with said **** until the coast is clear!
                                Last edited by Michael; 19-12-06, 01:35 PM.

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