Selling Crouch?

[brendan]

FFS do you actually support Liverpool??

Everytime I read a post you make it seems your knocking one of our own!!

Anyone and everyone that plays in the red shirt should get full support from us supporters (God even Diouf when he was there....urgghhh)

It's perfectly allowable (amd makes for great debate) to have opinions on players, negative or otherwise.

Ryan may be a tedious, repetitive ****wit (and even his nearest and dearest would back that up), but he has his favourite and not-so-favourite players, as do we all.

Noone is suggesting that we go to matches and boo Rodders, but debating how good he is(n't) on a Forum is what the ****ing thing is here for.

I took great, cathartic pleasure in raging about Diouf, Diao, Cheyrou, Pellegrno, Josemi et al until I'd seen the fcuking back of them. I don't feel as strongly about Rodders, perhaps, but I still want him gone.

[Ryan]

FFS do you actually support Liverpool??

Everytime I read a post you make it seems your knocking one of our own!!

Anyone and everyone that plays in the red shirt should get full support from us supporters (God even Diouf when he was there....urgghhh)

It's. A. Thread. About. Peter. Crouch.

What are we going to talk about in it, fcuking Hamas militaants?

[Shaggy]

Are you *somehow* trying to suggest that Crouch is, at some stage of his "late-developing" career going to score 30 goals a season, two years running, and be one of the most sought-after target men in Europe?

Cos if you are, then I'll through your mandatory "haha's" straight back at you.

Sorry? You'll "through" them?

Who said anything about scoring 30 goals? I don't give a **** if none of our strikers score 30 goals, so long as we win the title. You seem to be forgetting that Benitez won La Liga without a 30 goal striker and with someone has limited as Mista leading the line. You don't get trophies for having a 30 goal striker, nor do you receive medals for being "sought after".

[Shaggy]

Noone is suggesting that we go to matches and boo Rodders, but debating how good he is(n't) on a Forum is what the ****ing thing is here for.

If Ryan ever bothered going to a game, it'd be interesting to see if the young boy is as obnoxious inside Anfield as he can be on here. Can't see it myself. If he carried on at Anfield like he does on here he'd be lynched.

[Ryan]

Sorry? You'll "through" them?

Who said anything about scoring 30 goals? I don't give a **** if none of our strikers score 30 goals, so long as we win the title. You seem to be forgetting that Benitez won La Liga without a 30 goal striker and with someone has limited as Mista leading the line. You don't get trophies for having a 30 goal striker, nor do you receive medals for being "sought after".

'Throw', although I'm glad you pointed it out. Picking up on typo's surely is the last desperate refuge of a beaten man.

And as for "30 goals", well wasn't it you who brought Toni into the argument by way of backing up your claim that Crouch could be a "late developer" like him?

Oh, and how many times have Valencia won the Premier League?

For your sake, stop. The last time someone got this badly beaten, Paul Gadcoigne was 'enjoying' his honeymoon with Sheryl.

[brendan]

If Ryan ever bothered going to a game, it'd be interesting to see if the young boy is as obnoxious inside Anfield as he can be on here. Can't see it myself. If he carried on at Anfield like he does on here he'd be lynched.

Why is it always the divvies that drag up things like "going to the game" when you don't know the first thing about him?

[Ryan]

If Ryan ever bothered going to a game, it'd be interesting to see if the young boy is as obnoxious inside Anfield as he can be on here. Can't see it myself. If he carried on at Anfield like he does on here he'd be lynched.

Sorry, my mistake.

I was under the impression that picking up on typo's was the last desperate attempt of a beaten man, obviously I was wrong.

"Yeah but you don't go to games" is THE solace of a raped, annihilated forum-loser.

I'm well and truly through with you.

[Rich]

As much as I disagree with Peter, Ryan and Brendan's view point on Crouch. They are perfectly entitled to express their opinions on the matter.

AND, if you look at the bare stats, you can argue that Crouch didn't bring enough to the plate for a Liverpool Striker. However, I still support him and think generally he does a good job.

I'm hoping for an improved strike rate from him this year.

[Shaggy]

Sorry, my mistake.

I was under the impression that picking up on typo's was the last desperate attempt of a beaten man, obviously I was wrong.

"Yeah but you don't go to games" is THE solace of a raped, annihilated forum-loser.

I'm well and truly through with you.

See you in The Park for a bevvy before a game next season then. We can sort out any differences there. Won't take long.

[brendan]

See you in The Park for a bevvy before a game next season then. We can sort out any differences there. Won't take long.

Hahahaha.

Just when you think he's exhausted EVERY avenue to make himself look an even bigger ****, he pulls the "let's have a fight in a pub near Anfield" classic out of the bag!

*wild applause*

[Peter Delvechio]

As much as I disagree with Peter, Ryan and Brendan's view point on Crouch. They are perfectly entitled to express their opinions on the matter.

AND, if you look at the bare stats, you can argue that Crouch didn't bring enough to the plate for a Liverpool Striker. However, I still support him and think generally he does a good job.

I'm hoping for an improved strike rate from him this year.

Y'know that's all I'm really saying.

+ that I'd consider selling him if we could get a good price that would help fund a better replaceent.

I don't think it's heretical or disloyal.

[Peter Delvechio]

See you in The Park for a bevvy before a game next season then. We can sort out any differences there. Won't take long.

Watch out Shaggy!

Ryan has a peg-gun!

I swear to God!

[Shaggy]

Hahahaha.

Just when you think he's exhausted EVERY avenue to make himself look an even bigger ****, he pulls the "let's have a fight in a pub near Anfield" classic out of the bag!

*wild applause*

Who said anything about a fight?!?!?! A heated debate maybe. The "it won't take long" remark was a jibe that Ryan is unlikely to be there.

Anyway, I'm pleased to see you've started applying your commas correctly.

[Peter Delvechio]

Can we get back to the subject please.

Let's not let ShaggyAlonso hijack the thread - some people were making some excellent points.

[Ryan]

See you in The Park for a bevvy before a game next season then. We can sort out any differences there. Won't take long.

I wish somebody had have thrown the towel in for you half an hour ago.

You've succeeded in making yourself look a fcuking idiot in front of everyone.