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    #1

    Carra and Terry's ma

    Don't know how true this is, I'm looking into it now. One of my mates who lives down south has just text me saying

    "Carragher's brother shagged John Terry's ma during the world cup"

    HAHA - go on my son.
    i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do
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    #2
    Err - how old is Carra's brother and how old is Terry's mum.... and, more worryingly, does she look like him?

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      #3
      I think I heard this somewhere too (not KT).

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        #4
        Originally posted by Insider
        I think I heard this somewhere too (not KT).

        Well if it does appear on KT, you heard it here first
        i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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          #5
          That's classic! Just imagine John Terry in a wig!

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            #6
            Think someone posted it on tlw a week or two ago...hope its true!

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              #7
              I hope for young Carragher's sake that Terry's ma has a batter haircut than her devil-child son.

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                #8
                dont know if it is true, but i hope it is, and i hope he nailed her
                Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                  #9
                  i heard it on koptalk
                  #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by wezo23
                    i heard it on koptalk
                    alright wezo, whats the story. you seen the light then lol.
                    Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                    'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                    "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                    * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                      #11
                      This was posted on YNWA a couple of weeks back. No confirmation as such as to it's voracity

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                        #12
                        Banging John Terrys mum is similar to shagging Stifflers Mom in that you're banging the woman who spawned a prize knob end in to the world. The difference is that Stifflers Mom is just about shaggable while I suspect that John Terrys mum looks like 8-Aces wife.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Fyds
                          This was posted on YNWA a couple of weeks back. No confirmation as such as to it's voracity
                          Yeah I saw it on there. She does have a reputation
                          I live with Steptoe.

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                            #14
                            Taxi for this entire thread I think, just thinking about it has put me off breakfast


                            Edit- NOOOO, whats happened to my "taxi" smiley???
                            Last edited by MrMichael; 11-07-06, 10:29 AM.
                            I could not dig, I dared not rob:
                            Therefore I lied to please the mob.
                            Now all my lies are proved untrue
                            And I must face the men I slew.
                            What tale shall serve me here among
                            Mine angry and defrauded young?

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                              #15
                              I thought it might be apt to bump this thread!

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