New nicknames please...

[Ryan]

Thinking caps on folks;

The two newboys; Pennant & Bellamy, need nicknames.

'Speedy' is average-enough to suffice for Gonzalez, but there's no way I'm going through a whole season with everybody referring to Bellamy as 'Bellers'.

Pennant's a trickier one altogethor, I can't think of him having any nicknames of note during his Arsenal or Brum days. So we can start our own, without fear of those cnuts claiming we 'stole' anything from them. 'Thick Chav Jailbird' doesn't count either.

I want it to be no more than two words per player, preferably one word. If anybody suggests 'Craigster' or 'Jermaine Man' though, I'll have them shot.

Suggestions...

[Harv]

see the thread on "Lazaros Christopoulos" for my suggestion on Bellamy.

Im just calling Pennant, Jerm.

[brendan]

Pennant: AnkleTag, Asbo, Jermaine Tennants

Bellamy: No-neck, Bell-end, Welsh Quasi

Gonzalez: Gonzo, Speedy.

[Ryan]

Pennant: AnkleTag, Asbo, Jermaine Tennants

Bellamy: No-neck, Bell-end, Welsh Quasi

Gonzalez: Gonzo, Speedy.

All excellent suggestions Bren.

I can hear the Kop clamouring for "Bell-end to get in round the back" already.

[Mumsafan]

[Ryan]

"Jermaine Tennants" is brilliant.

Although I suspect Brendan may have pilfered it from somewhere.

[brendan]

"Jermaine Tennants" is brilliant.

Although I suspect Brendan may have pilfered it from somewhere.

I think it's been knocking about for a while.

I don't mind pilfering. You like it too, as most of your best lines are mine anyway.

x

[anfieldanfield]

Ryan, avatar ?

[Rich]

Can't have Bell-end, Man City have a whole stand called that....

[Ryan]

Ryan, avatar ?

I'm distraught Jamo.

I tried it t'other day, but apparently it's too big for the avatar settings on this site.

I've no idea how to reduce it, and I can't find a smaller picture. I don't even know the bird's name to go and find a similar-ish pic.

At a loose end. Any suggestions?

[Mumsafan]

Good job Marcus isn't on here!!

[H]

Back to the days of commenting on the colour of a player's skin eh?

Surely that would be Pinkish Plague and Brownish Plague. Not really got the same ring to it.

Bellisimo (if he's a hit)

[Leonard Crowley]

Is Bellamy pinkish?

[PTP]

If anyone finds the Pennant comment offensive PM me and I'll delete it

[MrMichael]

Woof. I'm not sure what to make of that, but I'm very uncomfortable with it.