roflmao at some of these classics
"Gary Neville is the club captain but has been injured for the best part of a year now - and Giggsy's taken on the mantlepiece."
Rio Ferdinand was clearly having a hearth while describing the Man Utd captaincy.
"Aston Villa! What suburb of Rome is Aston Villa from?!"
Actor Tom Hanks revealed he was a Villan at heart.
"The first time I ever met him, he was the same little obnoxious weed that he is now."
Matthew Hayden - not Harbhajan Singh's number one fan.
"I've been laughing - I said 'Dad, how do you crash a car at 30mph?'"
Lewis Hamilton after Dad Anthony stuck a borrowed Porsche in a hedge.
"It was unfortunate."
Hamilton not laughing four days later at the Canadian Grand Prix after crashing his car at about 30mph into the back of Kimi Raikkonen.
"I'm going to come down to breakfast in a cotton wool suit that morning!"
Kevin Pietersen was taking no chances ahead of England's $20m Twenty20 clash with a West Indies all-star XI. He needn't have bothered.
"It's very pleasant to beat Maria...Why? Well, I don't like her outfit."
Alla Kudryavtseva on what spurred her to a shock victory over Sharapova at Wimbledon.
"I must thank God for this success. Credit also goes to Steve Bruce."
Wigan striker Zaki paid homage to the big man, plus the good Lord.
"We scored three today and 99 times out of 10 that means a win."
Brighton assistant manager Dean White after the 3-3 draw with Cheltenham.
"I don't know what state of mind his body's in."
Jamie Redknapp's verdict on Stoke's Ricardo Fuller.
"Brock's a big bloke, isn't he? If you found him in bed with your girlfriend, you'd tuck him in!"
Ricky Hatton during the Brock Lesnar-Randy Couture Mixed Martial Arts fight.
"He wanted the prom queen but he had to get past all the ugly girls first. He's finally got the prom queen. Now he has to take her home and take care of business."
Paulie Malignaggi's trainer Buddy McGirt ahead of the Ricky Hatton fight.
But does 'The Body' dream of Hull?
"Our season is not beyond my wildest dreams - because they usually involve Elle Macpherson."
Hull chairman Paul Duffen after going joint top of the Premier League.
"Diving stop there from Yuvraj, who can do no wrong at the moment. He could drop his trousers and still get a standing ovation."
Jonathan Agnew during the second ODI against India.
"If I don't win again, she'll be saying, 'Time to get you back in the bedroom!'"
Grand Prix champion and father-of-three John Higgins revealed he always seemed to win snooker tournaments shortly after his wife gave birth.
"The Champions League? I won it with Liverpool and now I want to win it with Juventus."
Momo Sissoko experienced a memory lapse, having joined Liverpool two months after their 2005 triumph.
"I've never been one for stats and milestones, I just try to do the best for my team. I'm the third fastest person in the history of the game to get 10,000."
Ricky Ponting showed remarkable knowledge for someone who was not one for stats and milestones.
"My reputation will always precede me to the day I die. For some people, that probably can't be quickly enough."
Controversial Newcastle midfielder Joey Barton gave an honest assessment of himself.
"Where's Timo? I want to give him a kiss."
Anthony Hamilton makes a beeline for Timo Glock, after his boy Lewis passed him on the final lap in Brazil to claim the F1 title.
"I should have punched him harder."
Eric Cantona revealed the main regret about the infamous kung-fu incident at Crystal Palace.
"He sat downstairs as if it was the most normal thing for a multi-millionaire footballer to do."
A passenger who spotted Man City striker Robinho and his girlfriend on a bus to the shopping centre.
"Before (this innings) there was a lot of speculation about me being originally from South Africa."
KP insisted it was 'speculation' that he was from South Africa, following a ton against the country of his birth.
"I wasn't sure if she had got it until that moment and then I came from behind my cushion and hit the roof."
Rebecca Adlington's mum emerged from behind a cushion to find out her daughter was a gold medallist.
Is he Kenny in disguise?
"You probably think I'm Kenny Sansom!"
Little Britain's Matt Lucas on meeting Arsene Wenger, after the Frenchman admitted he had never seen the show.
"Great Britain have won 40% of their medals in cycling. If only there was snooker, darts and a dog show."
NBC Daytime host Jim Lampley.
"He rang me before he got on the plane to tell me he didn't have a key, so I waited up for him."
Theo Walcott's mum, Lynn, burned the midnight oil waiting for the hat-trick hero to return from Croatia. Bless.
"I feel like a mosquito in a nudist colony, I just don't know where to start."
Miami Heat coach Pat Riley after his team ended a 13-game losing streak against the Sacramento Kings.
"I think it's fair to say we're an improving team and a team that's getting better."
Everton skipper Phil Neville.
Rio Ferdinand was clearly having a hearth while describing the Man Utd captaincy.
"Aston Villa! What suburb of Rome is Aston Villa from?!"
Actor Tom Hanks revealed he was a Villan at heart.
"The first time I ever met him, he was the same little obnoxious weed that he is now."
Matthew Hayden - not Harbhajan Singh's number one fan.
"I've been laughing - I said 'Dad, how do you crash a car at 30mph?'"
Lewis Hamilton after Dad Anthony stuck a borrowed Porsche in a hedge.
"It was unfortunate."
Hamilton not laughing four days later at the Canadian Grand Prix after crashing his car at about 30mph into the back of Kimi Raikkonen.
"I'm going to come down to breakfast in a cotton wool suit that morning!"
Kevin Pietersen was taking no chances ahead of England's $20m Twenty20 clash with a West Indies all-star XI. He needn't have bothered.
"It's very pleasant to beat Maria...Why? Well, I don't like her outfit."
Alla Kudryavtseva on what spurred her to a shock victory over Sharapova at Wimbledon.
"I must thank God for this success. Credit also goes to Steve Bruce."
Wigan striker Zaki paid homage to the big man, plus the good Lord.
"We scored three today and 99 times out of 10 that means a win."
Brighton assistant manager Dean White after the 3-3 draw with Cheltenham.
"I don't know what state of mind his body's in."
Jamie Redknapp's verdict on Stoke's Ricardo Fuller.
"Brock's a big bloke, isn't he? If you found him in bed with your girlfriend, you'd tuck him in!"
Ricky Hatton during the Brock Lesnar-Randy Couture Mixed Martial Arts fight.
"He wanted the prom queen but he had to get past all the ugly girls first. He's finally got the prom queen. Now he has to take her home and take care of business."
Paulie Malignaggi's trainer Buddy McGirt ahead of the Ricky Hatton fight.
But does 'The Body' dream of Hull?
"Our season is not beyond my wildest dreams - because they usually involve Elle Macpherson."
Hull chairman Paul Duffen after going joint top of the Premier League.
"Diving stop there from Yuvraj, who can do no wrong at the moment. He could drop his trousers and still get a standing ovation."
Jonathan Agnew during the second ODI against India.
"If I don't win again, she'll be saying, 'Time to get you back in the bedroom!'"
Grand Prix champion and father-of-three John Higgins revealed he always seemed to win snooker tournaments shortly after his wife gave birth.
"The Champions League? I won it with Liverpool and now I want to win it with Juventus."
Momo Sissoko experienced a memory lapse, having joined Liverpool two months after their 2005 triumph.
"I've never been one for stats and milestones, I just try to do the best for my team. I'm the third fastest person in the history of the game to get 10,000."
Ricky Ponting showed remarkable knowledge for someone who was not one for stats and milestones.
"My reputation will always precede me to the day I die. For some people, that probably can't be quickly enough."
Controversial Newcastle midfielder Joey Barton gave an honest assessment of himself.
"Where's Timo? I want to give him a kiss."
Anthony Hamilton makes a beeline for Timo Glock, after his boy Lewis passed him on the final lap in Brazil to claim the F1 title.
"I should have punched him harder."
Eric Cantona revealed the main regret about the infamous kung-fu incident at Crystal Palace.
"He sat downstairs as if it was the most normal thing for a multi-millionaire footballer to do."
A passenger who spotted Man City striker Robinho and his girlfriend on a bus to the shopping centre.
"Before (this innings) there was a lot of speculation about me being originally from South Africa."
KP insisted it was 'speculation' that he was from South Africa, following a ton against the country of his birth.
"I wasn't sure if she had got it until that moment and then I came from behind my cushion and hit the roof."
Rebecca Adlington's mum emerged from behind a cushion to find out her daughter was a gold medallist.
Is he Kenny in disguise?
"You probably think I'm Kenny Sansom!"
Little Britain's Matt Lucas on meeting Arsene Wenger, after the Frenchman admitted he had never seen the show.
"Great Britain have won 40% of their medals in cycling. If only there was snooker, darts and a dog show."
NBC Daytime host Jim Lampley.
"He rang me before he got on the plane to tell me he didn't have a key, so I waited up for him."
Theo Walcott's mum, Lynn, burned the midnight oil waiting for the hat-trick hero to return from Croatia. Bless.
"I feel like a mosquito in a nudist colony, I just don't know where to start."
Miami Heat coach Pat Riley after his team ended a 13-game losing streak against the Sacramento Kings.
"I think it's fair to say we're an improving team and a team that's getting better."
Everton skipper Phil Neville.