In The Park
A Husband and Wife are walking through a park on a lovely summers evening, the woman says "Honey, it's such a beautiful evening, let's make love on the grass over behind that tree", "Sure" says the husband "But first I need a piss", "Ok honey no problem".
So off she goes behind a hedge, the guy hears her knickers go down and and think i know, I'll sneak around the back of the hedge and fell her up a bit. So he sneaks around and pokes his hand through the leaves, the suddenly he grabs something "What the hell is that!" cries the husband, "Have you had a sex change"
"No I was taking a ****"
So off she goes behind a hedge, the guy hears her knickers go down and and think i know, I'll sneak around the back of the hedge and fell her up a bit. So he sneaks around and pokes his hand through the leaves, the suddenly he grabs something "What the hell is that!" cries the husband, "Have you had a sex change"
"No I was taking a ****"