i remember reading these on the Raotl.co.uk forums
quite funny
quite funny
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love that Amy Winehouse one"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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Just been invited to a conference called ‘Arrival of the Fittest’ and one of the guest speakers is Kriss Akabusi!
The blurb in the brochure says ‘Kriss is best known for his achievements in athletics…’
I beg to differ!
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quality!
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Wonder how many fannies he gets to pat at this conference...Awooga!Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View PostJust been invited to a conference called ‘Arrival of the Fittest’ and one of the guest speakers is Kriss Akabusi!
The blurb in the brochure says ‘Kriss is best known for his achievements in athletics…’
I beg to differ! Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!Comment
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ha ha, forgot about this thread.... quality reading material if ever there was.
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Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View PostJust been invited to a conference called ‘Arrival of the Fittest’ and one of the guest speakers is Kriss Akabusi!
The blurb in the brochure says ‘Kriss is best known for his achievements in athletics…’
I beg to differ!
First time i've felt like laughing since the game.
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If you go - you must shout "Awooga" at him. His resulting expression will tell you everything!Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View PostJust been invited to a conference called ‘Arrival of the Fittest’ and one of the guest speakers is Kriss Akabusi!
The blurb in the brochure says ‘Kriss is best known for his achievements in athletics…’
I beg to differ! 
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He's got to go, he must, to see what he can glean from the man himself, maybe even shake 'that' hand.Originally posted by RoadEnd View Post
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Did you go to this?Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View PostJust been invited to a conference called ‘Arrival of the Fittest’ and one of the guest speakers is Kriss Akabusi!
The blurb in the brochure says ‘Kriss is best known for his achievements in athletics…’
I beg to differ! 
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Haha no I didn't. Couldn't be bothered. I grudgingly accepted that the reality would've been very different to the sordid, depraved conference I had in mind.
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Aye you would have been sat there just wishing he'd whip his king size plonker outOriginally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post Haha no I didn't. Couldn't be bothered. I grudgingly accepted that the reality would've been very different to the sordid, depraved conference I had in mind.
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Yep...would've been dying to stand up and scream 'AWOOOOOOOGAAAAAAA!'. Just wouldn't have worked.Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’Comment
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You'd have got a rise out of Kris though.Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View PostJames Philip Milner Fanclub #1
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