Kriss Akabusi

[redbuz]

Funniest Thread ever!

[tomasjj]

I'm going to send you some Barbara Cartland books to disprove your theory.

Don't bother, my mum has some of that ****e stashed away somewhere I am sure.

[simey85]

such an unlikely hero for the people!

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

One of Akabusi's biggest mistakes with his earnings, was asking deceased artist Francis Bacon to paint a new portrait to adorn the walls of his 2 bedroom mansion. Subsequent bookings on his Front Page developed website seemingly dried up when he used the long dead gay artist's work on his homepage.

[simey85]

I can't get this Akabusi lark out of my head. It could cause serious problems.

i know i literally in tears laughing at them and have random outbursts of laughter when i read a new one which is drawing strange looks from people in the office!

akabusi ROCKS!

[cadmium]

Look at his face!!! You can just tell he loves it, the dirty *******.

[Shaggy]

Can we have an est conference, may I suggest this speaker?

Look at his face!!! You can just tell he loves it, the dirty *******.

[PTP]

it reminds me a bit of Extras - the episode with Patrick Stewart in, the way Patrick Stewart describes the current play he is writing "and I looked at her, and then she was naked" hahaha

(need to of seen episode for that to make sense)

[cadmium]

Can we have an est conference, may I suggest this speaker?

[cadmium]

I can't get this Akabusi lark out of my head. It could cause serious problems.

Yes but it's just so funny, awooga!

[Shaggy]

You must be the first person I've known who has difficulties distinguishing jokes from real life

I can't get this Akabusi lark out of my head. It could cause serious problems.

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

Rocky is a fun cartoon, but my comments were more aimed at the praise given to the texts for their creativity etc.
I didn't find them that brilliant, just ok.

Sex stories for male literature students.

I'm going to send you some Barbara Cartland books to disprove your theory.

[steveheighwayrobbery]

class absolutely -have 5 - no **** off that the shop next door isn't it?

[disco]

You must be the first person I've known who has difficulties distinguishing jokes from real life

[Shaggy]

Well….

I was out of the office this morning, as I had an appointment.

It was just me and this woman in a little office...quite a sultry woman. I could see her massive tits wanting to burst out of her tight blouse. My pussy sensors were running wild. The aroma of chicken and sweetcorn soup and Morecambe cockles hit me like a steam train, and you can guess what started racing through my mind…

Awooga.

I started cracking up, while she was waffling on about something totally mundane. She suddenly stopped to say "I'm sorry, is there something amusing you?" and I had to apologise profusely and bluff my way out of it.