Kriss Akabusi

[Joe Le Toff]

http://forum.football365.com/index.p...a5e5f3e1e1d437

Ive wasted virtually the whole day at work today reading this thread and the football365 one

Classic, absolute fcuking classic.

[Kaip]

Brilliant Thread

[Joe Le Toff]

Some of the funniest stuff ive read in a long time

[Shaggy]

I suppose it's on the same level as all that Chuck Norris stuff, but not as original. Quite funny.

Y'see that Chuck Norris stuff went straight over my head. I suppose I can relate more to Akabusi and his adventures more than I could Norris.

[Red Chilli]

Bump.

Funny innit fellas.

I sent all these to some mates over email, and was amazed to find only around half thought it was funny, and I got SLATED by the rest, who thought it was rubbish, mildly offensive and unfunny. I also posted it on 6CM and it bombed there too. Hey ho.

I suppose it's on the same level as all that Chuck Norris stuff, but not as original. Quite funny.

[kopdan]

[kopdan]

its some of the best creative writing I've witnessed

Plus it features a character I've had dealings with in the past

[Shaggy]

My lungs are about to collapse with laughing so hard. Feckin genius.

"Awooga" FLMAO

Bump.

Funny innit fellas.

I sent all these to some mates over email, and was amazed to find only around half thought it was funny, and I got SLATED by the rest, who thought it was rubbish, mildly offensive and unfunny. I also posted it on 6CM and it bombed there too. Hey ho.

Some of it is close to the bone (pardon the pun) but I just love the imagery, the colourful language, the wonderful metaphors and similes...and of course the signature ending.

It reminds me of Partridge. Akabusi, hilarious as a choice of character given his 'family-fun' image, and his inane, grinning, almost hapless personality, and his mundane life as an ailing minor celebrity, punctuated by these wild tales of sordid filth. Akabusi the sexual predator.

And his cock did appear to be pretty massive.

[cadmium]

"Awooga" FLMAO

[Big-Red-Ed]

My lungs are about to collapse with laughing so hard. Feckin genius.

[animal magic]

HAs anyone got a link to these - can't really post them by e-mail!

http://forum.football365.com/index.p...a5e5f3e1e1d437

[animal magic]

HAs anyone got a link to these - can't really post them by e-mail!

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[CharlieMansonsSquint]

I'd like to meet the person(s) responsible for these articles.

[Shaggy]

Haven't got the link to hand, and I just tried to search the forum but it won't let me. Anyway, it's all come from a thread on the Football 365 forums. 'Kris Akabusi sex stories', or summat.

[disco]

HAs anyone got a link to these - can't really post them by e-mail!