Paddy buys a lottery ticket and to his amazement, he wins. It's a double rollover and he's the only winner, scooping a £25m jackpot.
He contacts Camelot and the representative is delighted for him.
"Congratualations Sir. That's £25million you've won, but there's just a slight catch. It's nothing major but I do have to inform you and get you to accept the terms before you can claim your money"
"Well what's the catch?" asks Paddy. "I'm on the ball me, i hope you're not trying to con me out of my winnings!"
"Oh no Sir, of course not" replies the Camelot man.
"The only thing is, since it's such a large payout, what we're going to have to do is pay £12.5m into your account today and £12.5m into your account tomorrow. Is that ok?"
Paddy sighs.
"Look mate...if you're gonna f*ck me around, i'll have me pound back"
He contacts Camelot and the representative is delighted for him.
"Congratualations Sir. That's £25million you've won, but there's just a slight catch. It's nothing major but I do have to inform you and get you to accept the terms before you can claim your money"
"Well what's the catch?" asks Paddy. "I'm on the ball me, i hope you're not trying to con me out of my winnings!"
"Oh no Sir, of course not" replies the Camelot man.
"The only thing is, since it's such a large payout, what we're going to have to do is pay £12.5m into your account today and £12.5m into your account tomorrow. Is that ok?"
Paddy sighs.
"Look mate...if you're gonna f*ck me around, i'll have me pound back"