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    West Ham Sale

    FOR SALE:


    West Ham TABLECLOTHS - Suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the
    table after a short time - £4:99

    West Ham VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This
    10 min video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan
    £9:99

    West Ham BANNERS - Come complete with interchangeable slogans Eg:- "Roeder
    OUT", "Redknapp OUT", "LET ME OUT" etc.. £15:00

    "OUR LITTLE HERO" KEYRINGS - Come complete with model of Billy Bonds (Our
    Hero) attached. - £0.50p each.

    West Ham JOKE BOOK - A MUST for all fans. This 900 page book is full of
    all the best jokes ever told about the club. - £25:00

    West Ham C0NDOMS - Come in sizes from "Little Hero" to "BIG Dowie". Ideal
    for the pricks in the Bobby Moore Stand. - £0:75p for life-times supply.
    (3)

    West Ham BRA - One for the ladies. This bra, in team colours, comes with
    good support but no cups- £14:99

    West Ham 'LADIES' TOWELS - The 'Freddie Kanoute' sanitary towel, complete
    with instructions, "In for a week, Out for a month". - £1:00 each

    KEEPER'S GLOVE - A must for any fans at the back of the stand, or near the
    corner flags to catch any shots the lads may have at goal. £8:99

    LEAGUE DIRECTORY - An item for the more discerning fan. This quality
    publication gives detailed directions to every 'Nationwide' League Ground
    in the country. A snip at just £25:00

    West Ham LIPSTICK - Ideal for kissing goodbye. (To the Premier League, as
    worn by the players) £0:99p each

    BARGAIN BASEMENT - Don't miss the annual clearance sale of players. These
    come in all ages, (many are free of charge, spares or repairs)
    Go **** yourself
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