Why it's better to be woman!

[SexyLiverBird]

1. We never have to wonder if he's faking it
2. We don't look like a frong in a blender when dancing
3. Women have breasts
4. We get free drinks
4. If we forget to shave, no one has to know
5. Women never have to worry about whose is bigger!
6. Women are better looking
7. We get out of speeding tickets by crying
8. PMS - Yet another excuse to bitch at men
9. We don't always have to think with our genitals
10. We have a higher tolerance to pain

Does anyone care to add to the list.....otherwise I'd be here all day!!

[G_Man]

I'll give you one counter-argument that will wipe the smile off your face -

1) Pregnancy

[dww]

[B]
4. If we forget to shave, no one has to know

But if we forget to shave we don't have to care.

[danielle]

I'll give you one counter-argument that will wipe the smile off your face -

1) Pregnancy

What's a few hours of labour when you can produce girls that will developed into teenage witches and cause their fathers untold hours of pain.

[PTP]

I'll give you one counter-argument that will wipe the smile off your face -

1) Pregnancy

I'll give them a list(again)

http://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1738

[JRG]

What's a few hours of labour when you can produce girls that will developed into teenage witches and cause their fathers untold hours of pain.

How true, you have atken away my will to live.

[MrsB]

What's a few hours of labour when you can produce girls that will developed into teenage witches and cause their fathers untold hours of pain.

Heh.

[Mumsafan]

I'll give you one counter-argument that will wipe the smile off your face -

1) Pregnancy

It's no big deal. Although if you lot had to do it the human race would have died out years ago.

The problem is these women who pile on 6 stone when expecting, then have a mammoth 22 hour labour which they spend screaming and yelling and bitching. There really is no need to make all that fuss and palava or to put on loads of weight


PS What is a frong?

[G_Man]

PS What is a frong?

Not sure what you are asking there. Were you asking me?

[Bob]

Women also don't have to wait for ages in the morning until their EMS is over before they can have an effing slash!

[Howard_lfc]

Some things that fella's can do that women can't.

1. Give a pearl necklace.
2. Pi$$ over a 6 foot wall
3. Keep their mouths shut
4. Fart in bed and enjoy it
5. Accept we've lost an arguement
6. Leave the house in the morning without any make-up on
7. Leave the dishes 'till the next morning
8. Boast how many women we've shagged
9. Scratch your crotch in public
10. Burp at the top of your 'voice' in a pub!
11. Drive a car with our face more than 6 inches away from the windscreen
12. Admit to watching porn

Sorry it's only a short list - I only had 10 seconds to compile it..........

H