Mr Lion decides he needs a break from his reign and so decides to call upon his best mate, Mr. Rabbit, to hold the fort for a while.
So there's Mr. Rabbit, sitting on his newly acquired throne wearing his oversized crown when all of a sudden he sees Mr. Fox passing by.
In an uncontrollable moment of flashbacks Mr. Rabbit remembers the numerous times Mr. Fox would try to hunt him down and have him for dinner.
In a state of rage, Mr. Rabbit calls Mr. Fox over.
"Mr. Fox, where's your hat"
"Sorry, a hat your heiness?? I am just a mere fox with a head that is too misshaped to wear a hat. Please forgive me."
"You must be punished Mr. Fox " and with that Mr. Rabbit calls upon all the well endowed animals in the jungle to sodomise Mr. Fox.
The next day Mr. Fox was passing by again. Thinking the whole ordeal was over he is once again questioned for his lack of head-wear and, inevitably, brutally sodomised again.
Humiliated and in intense pain, Mr. Fox decides to call Mr. Lion on his holiday and tell him about his ordeals. Mr. Lion agrees to have a word with Mr. Rabbit as hat wearing is not a legal requirement in the jungle.
Speaking to Mr Rabbit Mr Lion explains: "Mr. Rabbit, you need to be more diplomatic as King of the Jungle. There is nothing wrong with punishing your folllowers for their wrongdoings but it seems that Mr. Fox is being punished for no reason. If you want to continue your grudge at least find an explaination for it. For example, ask Mr. Fox to get you a pack of Marlboros. If he brings back the white pack say you asked for the red and vice versa. Then you have your reason to punish him."
Mr. Rabbit agrees.
That same day he calls Mr. Fox over from his throne.
"Mr. Fox, go and fetch me a pack of Marlboros"
"I am at your service your heiness. Do you require the red pack or the white?"
Mr. Rabbit takes no time in replying:
"Mr. Fox, where's your hat?"
So there's Mr. Rabbit, sitting on his newly acquired throne wearing his oversized crown when all of a sudden he sees Mr. Fox passing by.
In an uncontrollable moment of flashbacks Mr. Rabbit remembers the numerous times Mr. Fox would try to hunt him down and have him for dinner.
In a state of rage, Mr. Rabbit calls Mr. Fox over.
"Mr. Fox, where's your hat"
"Sorry, a hat your heiness?? I am just a mere fox with a head that is too misshaped to wear a hat. Please forgive me."
"You must be punished Mr. Fox " and with that Mr. Rabbit calls upon all the well endowed animals in the jungle to sodomise Mr. Fox.
The next day Mr. Fox was passing by again. Thinking the whole ordeal was over he is once again questioned for his lack of head-wear and, inevitably, brutally sodomised again.
Humiliated and in intense pain, Mr. Fox decides to call Mr. Lion on his holiday and tell him about his ordeals. Mr. Lion agrees to have a word with Mr. Rabbit as hat wearing is not a legal requirement in the jungle.
Speaking to Mr Rabbit Mr Lion explains: "Mr. Rabbit, you need to be more diplomatic as King of the Jungle. There is nothing wrong with punishing your folllowers for their wrongdoings but it seems that Mr. Fox is being punished for no reason. If you want to continue your grudge at least find an explaination for it. For example, ask Mr. Fox to get you a pack of Marlboros. If he brings back the white pack say you asked for the red and vice versa. Then you have your reason to punish him."
Mr. Rabbit agrees.
That same day he calls Mr. Fox over from his throne.
"Mr. Fox, go and fetch me a pack of Marlboros"
"I am at your service your heiness. Do you require the red pack or the white?"
Mr. Rabbit takes no time in replying:
"Mr. Fox, where's your hat?"