A little guy is sat at the bar minding his own business. Suddenly this thug walks over and smacks him in the face and says ' That was Kung Fu from China'
Ten minutes later the thug comes back and clouts the little fella again and says ' That was Karate from Japan ' With that the little guy drinks up and leaves.
Half an hour later he returns, walks up to the thug and knocks him spark out.
He turns to the barman and says ' When that cunt wakes up tell him that was a ****in' shovel from B&Q!!
Ten minutes later the thug comes back and clouts the little fella again and says ' That was Karate from Japan ' With that the little guy drinks up and leaves.
Half an hour later he returns, walks up to the thug and knocks him spark out.
He turns to the barman and says ' When that cunt wakes up tell him that was a ****in' shovel from B&Q!!