The Married man is having an affair with his secretary.
He goes home with her one lunch time and they have sex all afternoon. Exhausted they fall asleep and wake up at 8pm. Worried he dresses quickly and tells his secretary to rub his shoes in the dirt and grass outside
When he gets home, his wife confronts him shouting "Where the hell have you been? It's 8.30pm"
He shrugs and says "I cant tell a Lie. I was at my secretary's home and we had sex all afternoon and I fell asleep afterwards"
Looking at his shoes she screams "You lieing *******, You've been playing Golf again"
He goes home with her one lunch time and they have sex all afternoon. Exhausted they fall asleep and wake up at 8pm. Worried he dresses quickly and tells his secretary to rub his shoes in the dirt and grass outside
When he gets home, his wife confronts him shouting "Where the hell have you been? It's 8.30pm"
He shrugs and says "I cant tell a Lie. I was at my secretary's home and we had sex all afternoon and I fell asleep afterwards"
Looking at his shoes she screams "You lieing *******, You've been playing Golf again"