gets home from work and finds her man masterbating in kitchen. Quickly she runs over and gives him the best blowjob ever. Amazed by this the man asks ,we have not had sex for six months and all of a sudden this. why? She replies rather brush my teeth than clean the floor again.
I once knew a woman with intelligent DNA in her.
She spat it out.
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonay
I once knew a woman with intelligent DNA in her.
She spat it out.
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonay