Harry Redknapp has reputed to have negotiated a 3 million pound severance payment from spurs, So after tax that works out at 3 million pounds
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Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
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Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom-2 years1year0.5 yearsComment
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Originally posted by maverick View Post
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.Comment
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This thread has gone downhill."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Saw a man standing in the supermarket with his nob in a jar of mayonnaise and I thought....
****ing HellmannComment
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The next door neighbour pulled me about stuff going missing off her washing line...........
I nearly **** in her knickersComment
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The police came to my door today with a picture of my wife. "Is this your wife sir?" the copper asked "Yes" I answered
"I'm afraid it looks like shes been run over by a bus"
"I know" I said "But she takes it up the arse and she's good with the kids"Comment
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Don't forget to thank your mother today also.
For not swallowing you....Comment
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As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer's funeral a voice from inside screams: "I'm not dead, I'm not dead! Let me out!!!"
The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:
"Too late pal, the paperwork’s already done""That's how I found myself on the Kop that day I had my blue-and-white scarf safely tucked away inside my coat as I listened to Liverpool songs and swayed with the masses.
Then City scored and I screeched and this big bloke, a Liverpool supporter, made towards me and I thought he was going to throttle me. But he just pulled my scarf from under my coat so it lay on the outside, and said: "You should always be proud of your colours, lad."
Lee Chapman - Arsenal and England defenderComment
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How do you make apple crumble?
Release a picture of Steve Jobs fingering a childCheers
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Thanks to '50 Shades of Grey', my wife's Kindle now smells like 50 cans of tuna.Cheers
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