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Three golf clubs went into a bar.
The Putter asked for a beer. The wedge ordered a Tequila.
And the third?
The third said "Nothing for me, I'm the driver".
[emoji1751]Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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Haha saw that one on Faccie yesterdayOriginally posted by Slinky Skills View Post
Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.Comment
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A man was in his front yard mowing the grass when his blonde neighbor stepped out of her house and walked straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back inside.
A few minutes later, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it, and once again slammed it shut before stomping back into the house.
As the man finished mowing and was about to start edging the lawn, she appeared a third time, looking even more frustrated. She stomped over to the mailbox, yanked it open, and slammed it shut harder than ever.
Curious, the man called out, “Is everything okay?”
She huffed and said, “No! My stupid computer keeps telling me I’ve got mail!”Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.Comment
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White smoke has been seen coming from the Sistine Chapel.
The Pope hasn't died yet, he's just torching his hard drive.removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.Comment
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My wife is furious at our neighbor who sunbathes naked in her backyard.
Personally, I'm on the fence.Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.Comment
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Sent from my iPad using TapatalkMe, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.Comment
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This is a true story rather than a joke.
We're having an Aldi built right on our doorstep and tradesmen are using the back street to park in. We've had the demolition vans, then the groundworks, then steel fixers and finally building works. We walk our dog past the site and drive by daily, it's been great seeing how the building has been going up. Today for the first time there was a van with 'lifts and escalators' on the side.
So I nudged my partner and said...
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I actually chuckled.
Glass Half Full
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That's better than the groan she let outComment
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I went to the local video shop and said could I borrow Batman Forever?
He said, no you have to bring him back tomorrow.Last edited by Slinky Skills; 05-04-25, 04:36 AM.Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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Told me wife I got a job at the bowling alley. Ten pin she said?
No, it’s a permanent post.Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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Good.Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom-2 years1year0.5 yearsComment
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Why are there no drugs in the Jungle?
Because the Parrotsatethemall.Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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