Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a
deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up
and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the
doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins; a boy
and a girl! The babies are fine now, but they were poorly at birth and
had to be christened immediately. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not my brother!
He's a bloody clueless ignoramus!" Expecting the worst, she asks the
doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?" "Denise," says the doctor.
The new mother is totally relieved. "Wow, that's a beautiful name, I
guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise." Then she asks,
"What's the boy's name?" "Denephew".
deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up
and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the
doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins; a boy
and a girl! The babies are fine now, but they were poorly at birth and
had to be christened immediately. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not my brother!
He's a bloody clueless ignoramus!" Expecting the worst, she asks the
doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?" "Denise," says the doctor.
The new mother is totally relieved. "Wow, that's a beautiful name, I
guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise." Then she asks,
"What's the boy's name?" "Denephew".