The Iranian Ambassador to the UN...

[mick the click]

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush.

They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America .

President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."

The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it

there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is

Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek"

President Bush leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."

[MARTINOZ]

That is brilliant .

Wait for the anti-US brigade to show up . No sense of humour that lot .

[Neil Young]

That is brilliant .

Wait for the anti-US brigade to show up . No sense of humour that lot .

You think the joke is pro-US?

[James]

You think the joke is pro-US?

I think it can be taken either way.

[Neil Young]

Yes it can be although frankly the way I took it is only anti-Bush, not anti-US. I think anyone who finds humour in the idea of a people's annihilation might like to think what they're actually laughing at.

[James]

Then again it might just be a joke

[PeachSalsa]

The fact that Bush is a jackass idiot, the offer of help by itself is hysterical.