The caretaker

[brikkis]

A phone call from Ernesto the
caretaker



"Hello, Kaptain Lucky?
This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country

house."



"Ah yes, Ernesto.
What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling
to advise you, Senor that your dog died."



"My dog? - Dead?
The one that won the international competition?"



"Si, Senor, that's
the one."

"Damn! That's a
pity! I spent a small fortune on that dog. What did

he die

from?"



"From eating rotten
meat, Senor

"Rotten meat? Who
the hell fed him rotten meat?"



"Nobody, Senor.
He ate the meat of the dead horse."



"Dead horse? What
dead horse?"



"The thoroughbred,
Senor Lucky. He died from all that work pulling

the

water

cart"



"Are you insane?
What water cart?"



"The one we used
to put out the fire, Senor"



"Good Lord! What
fire are you talking about, man?"



"The one at your
house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught

on

fire."



"What the!!! But
there's electricity at the house!!! What was the

candle

for?"



"For the funeral,
Senor."



"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?!"

"Your wife's, Senor...
She showed up one night out of the blue and I

thought

she was a thief, so I
hit her with your new Tiger Woods Nike

Driver."



SILENCE...................

"Ernesto, if you
broke that driver - you're in deep ****!"