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Bob 24-10-08 12:30 PM

Joke to tell in the bar tonight...
 
Did anyone hear about that actress that was murdered today by Christian Slater...? Yeah, her name was Reece, Reece, oh what's her name...?

You'll have everyone's attention and some clever bastard will say, "Witherspoon?"

To which you reply, "no, with a knife." :D

Tee 24-10-08 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob (Post 1189400)
Did anyone hear about that actress that was murdered today by Christian Slater...? Yeah, her name was Reece, Reece, oh what's her name...?

You'll have everyone's attention and some clever bastard will say, "Witherspoon?"

To which you reply, "no, with a knife." :D

Never heard of Reece Witherknife. :confused:

PTP 24-10-08 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by looprevil (Post 1189453)
Never heard of Reece Witherknife. :confused:

:haha:

zimbo 24-10-08 01:42 PM

I quite like Christian Slater. Couldn't you make it Jude Law or someone instead? I'm not as keen on him.

Bob 24-10-08 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by looprevil (Post 1189453)
Never heard of Reece Witherknife. :confused:

:D

Yip better, just say she killed herself and fuck off the Christian Slater bit. :handshake:

Tee 24-10-08 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob (Post 1189501)
:D

Yip better, just say she killed herself and fuck off the Christian Slater bit. :handshake:

err, ok Bob. :crackoff: :haha:

Neil Young 24-10-08 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob (Post 1189501)
Yip better, just say she killed herself and fuck off the Christian Slater bit.

Either way it's tragic. She was only 32.

Elvoz 24-10-08 01:56 PM

the al fellas remenber it about the boxer tim witherspoon :crackoff:

Bob 24-10-08 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elvoz (Post 1189521)
the al fellas remenber it about the boxer tim witherspoon :crackoff:

No. With her knife. :handshake:

tommyg 24-10-08 02:11 PM

wait she died? :O

Bob 24-10-08 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommyg (Post 1189546)
wait she died? :O

Nope - it's a joke.

tommyg 24-10-08 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob (Post 1189551)
Nope - it's a joke.

thought so lol, even googled it just to check lol:haha:

zimbo 24-10-08 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elvoz (Post 1189521)
the al fellas remenber it about the boxer tim witherspoon :crackoff:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob (Post 1189530)
No. With her knife. :handshake:

Actually, if I recall correctly Slater was quite a big boxing fan. Perhaps he was out to get some kind of revenge. This story gets worse by the minute.

Pablo 24-10-08 02:22 PM

Sad news. I would have happily given her one. My condolences go out to her family :candle:

Tee 24-10-08 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pablo1981 (Post 1189561)
Sad news. I would have happily given her one. My condolences go out to her family :candle:

TTINGWP

:crackoff:

Neil Young 24-10-08 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zimbo (Post 1189555)
Actually, if I recall correctly Slater was quite a big boxing fan. Perhaps he was out to get some kind of revenge. This story gets worse by the minute.

But supposedly he didn't actually do it. He's been set up, it must be a conspiracy.

Maybe Witherspoon found out about the new World Government, they bumped her off and Slater is the patsy.

:source:

Pablo 24-10-08 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil Young (Post 1189612)
But supposedly he didn't actually do it. He's been set up, it must be a conspiracy.

Maybe Witherspoon found out about the new World Government, they bumped her off and Slater is the patsy.

:source:

[waits for Nicey to enter the thread]

zimbo 24-10-08 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil Young (Post 1189612)
But supposedly he didn't actually do it. He's been set up, it must be a conspiracy.

Maybe Witherspoon found out about the new World Government, they bumped her off and Slater is the patsy.

:source:

Apparently if you follow the rabbit-hole all the way down, it comes out in Iceland, where Gordon Brown and David Icke are busy arm-wrestling with our robot-martian overlords whilst spitting at Witherspoon's still-warm corpse. Or something.

Bob 24-10-08 03:38 PM

Just told it at afternoon coffee, brought the house down. :rock:

:D

Reece 24-10-08 03:49 PM

http://www.mandrivaclub.com/xwiki/bi...trix-spoon.jpg

Reece Witherspoon?

Neil Young 24-10-08 04:01 PM

You've just killed this thread, Reecey.

Tee 24-10-08 04:01 PM

I thought she was a blonde? :confused:

Neil Young 24-10-08 04:02 PM

Legally, yes.

Bob 24-10-08 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil Young (Post 1189697)
Legally, yes.

:D

Pablo 25-10-08 10:02 AM

Another one: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7690462.stm

Is this all a part of some greater "pattern"?

Vermilion 25-10-08 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reece (Post 1189679)

And you can see the murderers reflection too....

Shaggy 25-10-08 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pablo1981 (Post 1189561)
Sad news. I would have happily given her one. My condolences go out to her family :candle:

:haha: :haha::haha: :haha:

Fan65 28-10-08 02:01 PM

On a similar theme...

Ken Dodd died

Tee 28-10-08 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fan65 (Post 1192843)
On a similar theme...

Ken Dodd died

..and...

Fan65 28-10-08 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by looprevil (Post 1192972)
..and...

No no no...

you're supposed to say "Did He ? "

Subby 28-10-08 05:31 PM

this joke is going slow...:crackoff:

Subby 28-10-08 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fan65 (Post 1192843)
On a similar theme...

Ken Dodd died

*cough*


did he?? :rolleyes:

Fan65 29-10-08 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby (Post 1193109)
*cough*


did he?? :rolleyes:

No...Doddy !!!!

Tee 29-10-08 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fan65 (Post 1193572)
No...Doddy !!!!

His name isn't Ken Doddy though... :crackoff:

Neil Young 29-10-08 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by looprevil (Post 1194071)
His name isn't Ken Doddy though... :crackoff:

And he isn't dead. :handshake:

The story just doesn't stand up which is ironic given he was a comedian.

wiw 29-10-08 02:57 PM

I'm going to see Ken Dodd next week you'll all be fascinated to hear :rock:

Fan65 29-10-08 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil Young (Post 1194110)
And he isn't dead. :handshake:

The story just doesn't stand up which is ironic given he was a comedian.

" Ken Dodd died"
" Diddy ? "
" No..Doddy"


Hmmm maybe you're right

Neil Young 29-10-08 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fan65 (Post 1194302)
" Ken Dodd died"
" Diddy ? "
" No..Doddy"


Hmmm maybe you're right

:haha:

I hope so otherwise wiw's going to have a pretty quiet evening next week.

Tee 29-10-08 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil Young (Post 1194310)
:haha:

I hope so otherwise wiw's going to have a pretty quiet evening next week.

:haha: :haha: He can always get up on stage and see how the original Slater/Witherknife joke goes down with the punters.

razortoddy 29-10-08 04:52 PM

I'm going to see Ken Dodd as well. Where are you sitting?


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