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Scaramanga 02-04-14 01:31 PM

Crap taxidermy
 
Funniest thing I've seen in ages:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/if...-should-follow

Vermilion 02-04-14 01:39 PM

omg if some of them are real attempts. :haha:

Does the dog have a bullet hole in it's head ?

Saveloy 02-04-14 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Scaramanga (Post 2868682)

That had me crying with laughter in the office. It hit that same sweet spot as the thread about the shit waxworks.

Roboklopp 02-04-14 02:10 PM

Some are deeply disturbing.


That skinny tube fox is utterly ludicrous.



When I was a kid, my mate's Dad used to live in this big old house alone with loads of taxidermy. Was very creepy.

baitman 02-04-14 03:04 PM

these are nice...

Angryred 02-04-14 06:42 PM

Holy shit!...that is fucked up...pissed myself at that first picture then scrolled down to see others...had to stop as was laughing so hard, I though I'd ruptured my spleen!

Seriously though...OMG!

Alex 02-04-14 10:02 PM

Oh man! That's killed me :haha:

Well played.

meffin 03-04-14 08:58 AM

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bju-vWnIQAMXDxV.jpg

dom9 03-04-14 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by RoboKop (Post 2868708)
Some are deeply disturbing.


That skinny tube fox is utterly ludicrous.



When I was a kid, my mate's Dad used to live in this big old house alone with loads of taxidermy. Was very creepy.


PTP 03-04-14 01:11 PM

lost boys :rock:

meffin 03-04-14 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by PTP (Post 2869262)
lost boys :rock:

Not a fan- more of a "stand by me" guy

Roboklopp 03-04-14 01:54 PM

Both are ace- in fact lent both of them together to my mate who was only born in the late 80s. (She got on better with Stand By Me).

TheElephantMan 03-04-14 03:36 PM

Brilliant - I might use one of them as my avatar.

meffin 03-04-14 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by RoboKop (Post 2869274)
Both are ace- in fact lent both of them together to my mate who was only born in the late 80s. (She got on better with Stand By Me).

Must be a late 80's thing then as i was born in 87 :rock:

Norbs 03-04-14 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by baitman (Post 2868728)
these are nice...

If you insist :haha:

baitman 04-04-14 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Norbs (Post 2869482)
If you insist :haha:

sorry, i thought it said 'carp'


.


;)

Roboklopp 04-04-14 02:22 PM


Subby 07-04-14 10:37 AM

Dunno if I like that or not...being a cat man I think it's sad but funny too.

Roboklopp 07-04-14 12:14 PM

Aye, I'm very big on cats. My Terry is like my son.

The story here apparently was that the dude loved his cat & when he died wanted to extend their time & fun together. It's pretty macabre aye, but done out of love so I can live with it. And the vid is very funny.

Subby 07-04-14 06:37 PM

ah ok, still not sure if I like it even with the story lol

Roboklopp 07-04-14 07:01 PM

No, I'm not either but I do find the video funny.

Slinky Skills 07-04-14 07:55 PM

I'm a cat lover and I don't find it very funny.

Wonder if someone will do the same to him when he'd dead the fucking prick. :(

Venton 07-04-14 08:47 PM

I think the general rule is they don't stuff them whilst they are still alive isn't it?

In the Horniman Museum there is an ancient stuffed walrus. The taxidermist didn't have a clue what a walrus was meant to look like or that it had folds in its skin. He just kept stuffing it until he could stuff no further. It sits there about 8 foot tall with its eyes on stalks like a giant, tragic space hopper.

meffin 07-04-14 08:49 PM

I look forward to each of Venton's posts, you absolutely crack me up :rock:

Venton 08-04-14 01:17 AM

but it's true :eyebrow:
It's difficult to gauge the scale from this but if Peter Crouch was stood next to it he would reach just up to the top of one of its flippers. :handshake:

http://perdizmagazine.com/wp-content...an-museum.jpeg

http://www.horniman.ac.uk/collection.../object/190371

Roboklopp 08-04-14 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Venton (Post 2872977)
but it's true :eyebrow:
It's difficult to gauge the scale from this but if Peter Crouch was stood next to it he would reach just up to the top of one of its flippers. :handshake:

http://perdizmagazine.com/wp-content...an-museum.jpeg

http://www.horniman.ac.uk/collection.../object/190371

:haha:

Woobus 12-04-14 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Slinky Skills (Post 2872842)
Wonder if someone will do the same to him when he'd dead the fucking prick. :(

I doubt he will care if he is dead.

baitman 12-04-14 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Woobus (Post 2875690)
I doubt he will care if he is dead.

and it'd never get off the ground. pointless.

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Chazza 04-05-14 08:26 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bmy5VoUCcAAozFz.jpg:large

Roboklopp 09-05-14 10:43 AM

Hahahaha.

Chazza 26-05-14 05:57 PM


Kenneth 26-05-14 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Chazza (Post 2894402)

:haha:

RichC 26-05-14 08:07 PM

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/sla...51.27%20AM.png

Roboklopp 05-06-14 06:26 PM

That one was on eBay years back! We used to tell our boss off for Secret Squirrelling so used to look out for such things to send him whilst he was in his covert meetings. Found a great golfing squirrel once. :rock:

Saveloy 05-09-14 09:31 PM

How do you embed an image when on your phone?

Norbs 05-09-14 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Saveloy (Post 2970747)
How do you embed an image when on your phone?

Depends on the phone but with Android you click on attachments and then it directs to 'Gallery' to choose the file

Saveloy 05-09-14 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Norbs (Post 2970759)
Depends on the phone but with Android you click on attachments and then it directs to 'Gallery' to choose the file

Cheers Norbs. On a S5 but don't get how you choose a single image on that blog and "click attachments".

Thanking you in advance for your help and promising to one day chaperone you round a Bristolian wedding,

saveloy

Norbs 05-09-14 10:48 PM

I'm not the most techy so will try and do it on my phone and relay back :D

Right, when you click 'manage attachments' on here it opens a window and you click on 'choose file', same as on PC browser. Then you get to choose the file location, choose 'document' and the menu opens with your phone gallery. Click and upload :)


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