Joke to tell in the bar tonight...
 

Did anyone hear about that actress that was murdered today by Christian Slater...? Yeah, her name was Reece, Reece, oh what's her name...?

You'll have everyone's attention and some clever bastard will say, "Witherspoon?"

To which you reply, "no, with a knife." :D

Never heard of Reece Witherknife. :confused:

:haha:

I quite like Christian Slater. Couldn't you make it Jude Law or someone instead? I'm not as keen on him.

:D

Yip better, just say she killed herself and fuck off the Christian Slater bit. :handshake:

err, ok Bob. :crackoff: :haha:

Either way it's tragic. She was only 32.

the al fellas remenber it about the boxer tim witherspoon :crackoff:

No. With her knife. :handshake:

wait she died? :O

Nope - it's a joke.

thought so lol, even googled it just to check lol:haha:

Actually, if I recall correctly Slater was quite a big boxing fan. Perhaps he was out to get some kind of revenge. This story gets worse by the minute.

Sad news. I would have happily given her one. My condolences go out to her family :candle:

TTINGWP

:crackoff:

But supposedly he didn't actually do it. He's been set up, it must be a conspiracy.

Maybe Witherspoon found out about the new World Government, they bumped her off and Slater is the patsy.

:source:

[waits for Nicey to enter the thread]

Apparently if you follow the rabbit-hole all the way down, it comes out in Iceland, where Gordon Brown and David Icke are busy arm-wrestling with our robot-martian overlords whilst spitting at Witherspoon's still-warm corpse. Or something.

Just told it at afternoon coffee, brought the house down. :rock:

:D

http://www.mandrivaclub.com/xwiki/bi...trix-spoon.jpg

Reece Witherspoon?

You've just killed this thread, Reecey.

I thought she was a blonde? :confused:

Legally, yes.

:D

Another one: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7690462.stm

Is this all a part of some greater "pattern"?

And you can see the murderers reflection too....

:haha: :haha::haha: :haha:

On a similar theme...

Ken Dodd died

..and...

No no no...

you're supposed to say "Did He ? "

this joke is going slow...:crackoff:

*cough*


did he?? :rolleyes:

No...Doddy !!!!

His name isn't Ken Doddy though... :crackoff:

And he isn't dead. :handshake:

The story just doesn't stand up which is ironic given he was a comedian.

I'm going to see Ken Dodd next week you'll all be fascinated to hear :rock:

" Ken Dodd died"
" Diddy ? "
" No..Doddy"


Hmmm maybe you're right

:haha:

I hope so otherwise wiw's going to have a pretty quiet evening next week.

:haha: :haha: He can always get up on stage and see how the original Slater/Witherknife joke goes down with the punters.

I'm going to see Ken Dodd as well. Where are you sitting?

Not sure yet...let's decide when we get there :)

:haha:

Fuck...this is getting weirder than Seans montage of Warren!

I thought I'd use my arse but if you have any other suggestions I'd certainly be happy to reconsider.

How many times in your life have you uttered that sentence then mate?

Reggie Witherspoon

YNWA

:haha: :haha:

:jaw:DOH!