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Joke to tell in the bar tonight...
Did anyone hear about that actress that was murdered today by Christian Slater...? Yeah, her name was Reece, Reece, oh what's her name...?
You'll have everyone's attention and some clever bastard will say, "Witherspoon?" To which you reply, "no, with a knife." :D |
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I quite like Christian Slater. Couldn't you make it Jude Law or someone instead? I'm not as keen on him.
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Yip better, just say she killed herself and fuck off the Christian Slater bit. :handshake: |
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the al fellas remenber it about the boxer tim witherspoon :crackoff:
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wait she died? :O
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Sad news. I would have happily given her one. My condolences go out to her family :candle:
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:crackoff: |
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Maybe Witherspoon found out about the new World Government, they bumped her off and Slater is the patsy. :source: |
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Just told it at afternoon coffee, brought the house down. :rock:
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You've just killed this thread, Reecey.
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I thought she was a blonde? :confused:
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Legally, yes.
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Another one: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7690462.stm
Is this all a part of some greater "pattern"? |
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On a similar theme...
Ken Dodd died |
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you're supposed to say "Did He ? " |
this joke is going slow...:crackoff:
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did he?? :rolleyes: |
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The story just doesn't stand up which is ironic given he was a comedian. |
I'm going to see Ken Dodd next week you'll all be fascinated to hear :rock:
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" Diddy ? " " No..Doddy" Hmmm maybe you're right |
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I hope so otherwise wiw's going to have a pretty quiet evening next week. |
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I'm going to see Ken Dodd as well. Where are you sitting?
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Reggie Witherspoon
YNWA |
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