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Old 18-08-08, 03:20 PM   #68
Jerry Sadowitz
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Van der Merwe had never been out of South Africa before and was visiting Bondi Beach, Australia.

He spotted a long line of black dots out in the water and said to an Aussie, who was sitting close by, "What are all those little black things out there?"

"They're buoys," said the Aussie.

"Boys!" replied Van der Merwe. "What are they doing out there?"

"Holding up the shark nets," the Aussie told him.

"Fucking great country this!" said the South African, deeply impressed. "We'd never get away with that at home!"
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
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