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Old 18-08-08, 03:18 PM   #67
Jerry Sadowitz
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I went to the travel agent the other day for some advice on a holiday and told him I am afraid of flying because there might be a bomb on the plane.

He told me the chances of a bomb being on a plane are over a million to one.

I told him it was still too big a risk for me.

He advised me to take a bomb of my own.

When I asked, "what the fuck for?" he told me that the chances of two bombs being on the same plane are TWENTY million to one!
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
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