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Old 12-01-09, 12:20 PM   #1
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Blonde enters a store that sell curtains. She tells the salesman,
"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.
The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink
curtains. He showed her several patterns, but the blond seemed to be
having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains she needed.
The blond replies "fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small,
what room are they for?"
The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her
computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "but, Miss, computers do not have

The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"
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