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Old 22-03-13, 10:06 AM   #10
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Dear Jim,

Please paint me a long queue of Leonard Nimoys standing in line to inflate Russell Brand's head. There is a foot-pump in front of Brand, and the nozzle is in his mouth; he looks frightened but determined. The Nimoys are paying 50p a pump, and judging by the size of Brand's distended and perilously-stretched head, and the pile of coins in the bathtub next to him (in which Anne Widdecombe is reclining wearing Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' suit) they've been at it quite a while. This is all happening in the foyer of the Westfield shopping centre; a protective tarpaulin has been laid on the ground, and painted on the bathtub are the words 'For Comic Relief'.

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