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Old 24-10-08, 12:30 PM   #1
Bob
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Joke to tell in the bar tonight...

Did anyone hear about that actress that was murdered today by Christian Slater...? Yeah, her name was Reece, Reece, oh what's her name...?

You'll have everyone's attention and some clever bastard will say, "Witherspoon?"

To which you reply, "no, with a knife."
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