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Old 02-06-08, 11:52 PM   #1
Join Date: Apr 2007
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The worst jokes ever vol 1

How do you make a cat go woof?
cover it in petrol and throw a match, WOOF

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?

A wealthy man decided it would be fun to have himself cloned.
The clone turned out to be an exact duplicate of the man except that it spoke nothing but extremely profane language.
After several months of listening to this, the man got fed up, took the clone up into the mountains and went to the edge of a steep cliff.
Looking around and not seeing anybody, he pushed the clone over the cliff.
Just then, a cop stepped out from behind some bushes and said, "I'm going to have to write you a ticket."
"What for?", asked the guy.
"For making an obscene clone fall."

Whats the difference between a hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when im cutting up an hooker.

The speed of light is greater than the speed of sound. That's why some people seem very bright until you hear them speak.
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