Chelsea stars playing away from home

[frank the tank]

terry went up a notch in my book to be honest................he's now at notch 1!!!

[Shanks]

(To the tune of Lord Of The Dance)

"Chelsea, wherever they may be, "Don't leave your bird with John Terry.
"Cos he cannot shoot and he cannot pass, "but he'll take your missus up the arse.

If I was John Terry and I heard that, I'd walk off the pitch thinking, is that it?

[javier_monsterano]

Got to love the guy,like someone just said to me,it's gone from Rafa to Terry.(papers)

[Charly]

Just spoke to someone at work, and they told me they had heard an even more outrageous rumour - that John Terry is gay.

Bear in mind I live in Surrey and know people that live Oxshott and the surrounding area, people that see him out and about.

I was told that he was seen getting a bit over frisky with another bloke in someones garden, and the only reason the current scandal is blowing up is as a smokescreen to cover up his true sexuality.

Now, the first thing I thought on hearing that was "Bollocks!". But the guy who told me is not someone who lies or exagerates. Even so, I still dont believe it. I am only posting it because I think its funny, and totally outrageous. Almost as bad as the Wenger was wanted for child molestation charges in Japan.

Still if it ever did come out....

Anyway another joke that you have all probably heard by now (I am always a bit behind though):

Capello’s already been on the phone to Wayne Bridge to tell him John Terry’s lost the England Captains armband…………..and could he have a good look under his bed for it

[Leyton388]

I've heard rumours through a few Chelsea fans that Terry was also shagging Hilario's mrs!

[Leyton388]

Just spoke to someone at work, and they told me they had heard an even more outrageous rumour - that John Terry is gay.

Bear in mind I live in Surrey and know people that live Oxshott and the surrounding area, people that see him out and about.

I was told that he was seen getting a bit over frisky with another bloke in someones garden, and the only reason the current scandal is blowing up is as a smokescreen to cover up his true sexuality.

Now, the first thing I thought on hearing that was "Bollocks!". But the guy who told me is not someone who lies or exagerates. Even so, I still dont believe it. I am only posting it because I think its funny, and totally outrageous. Almost as bad as the Wenger was wanted for child molestation charges in Japan.

Still if it ever did come out....

Anyway another joke that you have all probably heard by now (I am always a bit behind though):

Capello’s already been on the phone to Wayne Bridge to tell him John Terry’s lost the England Captains armband…………..and could he have a good look under his bed for it

**** me no wonder Ashley Cole wanted to move to Chelsea from Arsenal. Its all making sense now!

[MrsB]

How anyone can shag John Terry is beyond me.

[Leyton388]

How anyone can shag John Terry is beyond me.

I'll see your John Terry and raise you Katie Price

[dom9]

John Terry = Chuckle Brothers' little brother

[PTP]

I've heard rumours through a few Chelsea fans that Terry was also shagging Hilario's mrs!

that would be hilarious

[Vermilion]

that would be hilarious

Irrisistable.

The pun i mean.

[frank the tank]

well apparently it will come out that Drogba and Gudjohnsen have also been shagging yer wan.......

also, she is going to be in the news of the world this sunday (getting paid 250k for it - surely Terry could pay her more to keep her mouth shut) and she is going to reveal who the 5th player she rode is - none other than Ashley Cole!!!!

Also, it is supposed to be true that Terry gave Hilario's wife a face like a painters radio.......

the only depressing thing is that if this blow's chelsea's season up, then it will be the mancs that will win no19.......... apart from that, the whole episode is hilario(us)

[frank the tank]

doh.............beat me to it

[dom9]

well apparently it will come out that Drogba and Gudjohnsen have also been shagging yer wan.......

also, she is going to be in the news of the world this sunday (getting paid 250k for it - surely Terry could pay her more to keep her mouth shut) and she is going to reveal who the 5th player she rode is - none other than Ashley Cole!!!!

Also, it is supposed to be true that Terry gave Hilario's wife a face like a painters radio.......

the only depressing thing is that if this blow's chelsea's season up, then it will be the mancs that will win no19.......... apart from that, the whole episode is hilario(us)

Maybe he could give her a discounted tour of the training ground.

[knockers]

so the email I've received via several people whom claim they know someone at the paper we don't mention.


1. Terry's been knocking off Hilario's wife.
2. He owes Wembley stadium for a box he's not paid for and he mates racked up a £20k bill at the FA cup final that he's not settled.
3. As also previously stated here Gudjohnson introduced everyone to Bridges Mrs initially. Gudjohnson, Bridge, Terry and Drogba have all had a go.

Probably bollocks but I thought I'd share.