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Old 03-03-09, 05:31 PM   #481
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The Holocaust was terrible.

I remeber being told to take a box of cleenex with me to the flicks to see Schindlers list. Dont know why, there was fuck all worth wanking over.
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Old 03-03-09, 08:35 PM   #482
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Hmmmm.

As it exists right now, the fact that this thread is clearly labeled as potentially offensive does not supersede the rules of this site. A great deal of the thread is borderline offensive to some people, but the use of racial terminology is massively offensive to a lot of people, and as such won't be tolerated, period.

I'm still highly unconvinced about the whole thread in all honesty, and am becoming more so if people can't use leeway responsibly, or are going to debate moderating decisions to draw lines when things have gone too far.
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Old 03-03-09, 09:15 PM   #483
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what about a hidden board that only members who want to see jokes like these can get access to? You "apply" to get permission to see the hidden board? That way there is no problems and no one to whinge
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Old 03-03-09, 09:30 PM   #484
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To be fair Mr M its not the usual posters (or readers id imagine) that complained, hell I cringe at some of these but others make me chuckle in a terribly guilty manner (what does jade goody look like in her wedding dress? A shuttlecock ) and so I think some have gone a bit ott with their complaining.

That said why not just let things continue if everyone refrains from telling completely rascist "jokes".

Its a good thread, dont bin it.
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Old 04-03-09, 01:27 PM   #485
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Im with Marty on this

There is no excuse for racist jokes but equally there is no need to come in here with the intention of findin something to complain about

Its like subscribin to a porn channel when you are a prude, you just dont do it
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Old 04-03-09, 01:31 PM   #486
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The other day my missus said she wanted a rape alarm.


So at 6.45 this morning I put tape over her mouth and fucked her up the arse, when I was finished I whispered in her ear,'time to get up for work darling.'
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It's probably one of the best threads on this site.
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Old 04-03-09, 02:32 PM   #488
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Old 04-03-09, 02:51 PM   #489
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The other day my missus said she wanted a rape alarm.


So at 6.45 this morning I put tape over her mouth and fucked her up the arse, when I was finished I whispered in her ear,'time to get up for work darling.'
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Old 04-03-09, 03:13 PM   #490
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The other day my missus said she wanted a rape alarm.


So at 6.45 this morning I put tape over her mouth and fucked her up the arse, when I was finished I whispered in her ear,'time to get up for work darling.'
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Old 04-03-09, 03:37 PM   #491
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The other day my missus said she wanted a rape alarm.


So at 6.45 this morning I put tape over her mouth and fucked her up the arse, when I was finished I whispered in her ear,'time to get up for work darling.'
I've just had my work colleagues stare at me with frowns on their faces when they heard me cackling behind my monitor....probably the funniest joke I've heard in this thread
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The other day my missus said she wanted a rape alarm.


So at 6.45 this morning I put tape over her mouth and fucked her up the arse, when I was finished I whispered in her ear,'time to get up for work darling.'



as the t-shirt hell tshirt says "rape is no laughing matter........unless you're raping a clown".
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Old 04-03-09, 09:54 PM   #493
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Old 05-03-09, 08:43 AM   #494
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Dad is sat at home watching TV, when his 9 year daughter comes home from school. He looks up and she is in tears. Her school blouse is ripped open and her skirt is hitched up and dishevelled.

"What the fuck happened?" He demands

"Well" she replied in tearful sobs and almost hysterical, "I was walking home from school and I took the shortcut through the back lanes"

"AND? AND?" screams Dad trying to get more info

Sob Sob said the little girl "Some man dragged me into the bushes and tore at my blouse"

"OMG, What happened?" asks dad

sob sob cried the poor little girl "He then put his hand up my skirt"

"NO!" shouts Dad "Then?"

Crying through heavy sobs she replies "I cant remember, I blacked out"

"WELL MAKE IT UP, MAKE IT UP!!!" shouts dad as he starts wanking.
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Old 05-03-09, 09:33 AM   #495
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Old 05-03-09, 10:24 AM   #496
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Old 05-03-09, 10:56 AM   #497
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Old 05-03-09, 01:04 PM   #498
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When Jade is cremated, friends and family will be given a pouch of her ashes so everyone can go home with a 'Goody bag'
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Old 05-03-09, 01:40 PM   #499
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Dad is sat at home watching TV, when his 9 year daughter comes home from school. He looks up and she is in tears. Her school blouse is ripped open and her skirt is hitched up and dishevelled.

"What the fuck happened?" He demands

"Well" she replied in tearful sobs and almost hysterical, "I was walking home from school and I took the shortcut through the back lanes"

"AND? AND?" screams Dad trying to get more info

Sob Sob said the little girl "Some man dragged me into the bushes and tore at my blouse"

"OMG, What happened?" asks dad

sob sob cried the poor little girl "He then put his hand up my skirt"

"NO!" shouts Dad "Then?"

Crying through heavy sobs she replies "I cant remember, I blacked out"

"WELL MAKE IT UP, MAKE IT UP!!!" shouts dad as he starts wanking.


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Old 05-03-09, 01:49 PM   #500
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It's a poor joke anyway,Why would you want to claim it?
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Old 05-03-09, 01:57 PM   #501
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I didnt, If you take a look at my original post I credit it to sickipedia
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Old 05-03-09, 02:22 PM   #502
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I didnt, If you take a look at my original post I credit it to sickipedia
Well done don't blame you for denying that.
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To be fair Mr M its not the usual posters (or readers id imagine) that complained, hell I cringe at some of these but others make me chuckle in a terribly guilty manner (what does jade goody look like in her wedding dress? A shuttlecock ) and so I think some have gone a bit ott with their complaining.

That said why not just let things continue if everyone refrains from telling completely rascist "jokes".

Its a good thread, dont bin it.
I complained and I read this thread regularly.

And before anyone suggests it, I don't read it so I can find something to complain about.
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And for what it's worth, I don't want the thread binned either (as I said, I read it regularly).
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I complained and I read this thread regularly.

And before anyone suggests it, I don't read it so I can find something to complain about.
You quite sure?
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You quite sure?
Sorry, I'm too busy in my new undercover job.

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Old 05-03-09, 10:18 PM   #507
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Ok well we have thrown you a bone with the agreement not to post overly racial jokes now fuck off.


















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What do you call jade goody in a wedding dress?


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Old 12-03-09, 09:28 PM   #509
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Apparently Jade's cancer is eating away at her brain now.

Poor thing...it must be fucking starving
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Whats the difference between jam and marmalade?







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what have man united and elizabeth fritzl got in common?


they both got raped at home
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what have man united and elizabeth fritzl got in common?


they both got raped at home
ohh shit!
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its day two in heaven and jade goody is up for eviction
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Thank fuck for that.


We can all stop pretending there's an economic recession and start giving to cancer research again.
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Old 25-03-09, 01:02 PM   #516
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Kerry Katona bankrupt

Jade Goody dead

Go on karma top it all!



Heather Mills Woodworm !!
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Old 25-03-09, 01:07 PM   #517
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Knock knock,

Who's there?

Josef Fritzl; and I told you never to answer the door you little slag...
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Old 27-03-09, 12:38 AM   #518
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quality one of the best threads i've seen
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The other day my missus said she wanted a rape alarm.


So at 6.45 this morning I put tape over her mouth and fucked her up the arse, when I was finished I whispered in her ear,'time to get up for work darling.'
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