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Old 27-12-21, 04:30 AM   #2961
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Old 29-12-21, 03:25 PM   #2962
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Old 31-12-21, 09:54 AM   #2963
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A mummy has just been discover in Egypt covered in chocolate and nuts.

Archaeologists believe itís Pharaoh RochŤ.
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Old 31-12-21, 11:53 AM   #2964
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Old 31-12-21, 05:48 PM   #2965
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Well itís blatantly from his Christmas cracker so.. yeah agree
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Old 01-01-22, 12:07 AM   #2966
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Old 01-01-22, 12:08 PM   #2967
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I phoned the local gym and asked if they could teach me the splits. He said well how flexible are you? I said, I can’t make Tuesdays or Thursdays
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I went to the doctors and said I’ve got a problem, I always have a dump every morning at 6 o’clock. He said what’s the problem with that. I said I don’t get up until 8:30
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Old 01-01-22, 12:10 PM   #2969
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Old 01-01-22, 12:17 PM   #2970
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A man walks into the doctors and says doctor doctor I have 5 penises. Blimey says the doctor, how do your trousers fit? Like a glove
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Old 05-01-22, 03:56 PM   #2972
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just seen on FB.

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Old 05-01-22, 05:29 PM   #2973
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My arse was really sore after a curry. The wife said ring sting. I said why what will he be able to do?
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Old 05-01-22, 09:56 PM   #2976
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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
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Old 06-01-22, 01:46 PM   #2978
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Old 06-01-22, 03:11 PM   #2979
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I met a bloke at the garage the other day called William Hill. What are the odds of that happening
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Old 06-01-22, 04:45 PM   #2980
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My grief counselor died recently. Luckily he was so good I didn't give a shit.
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Old 06-01-22, 06:17 PM   #2981
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A penguin comes running into a bar. ‘Hey, have you seen my brother? he asks the barman. "Dunno", says the barman - "What does he look like?’”
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Old 12-01-22, 11:03 PM   #2985
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I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes, but thatís Heinz sight.
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Old 12-01-22, 11:18 PM   #2986
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I took the shell off my racing snail to make him run faster.

If anything, it made him more sluggish.
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I took the shell off my racing snail to make him run faster.

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Old 13-01-22, 02:05 PM   #2990
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Old 13-01-22, 02:06 PM   #2991
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Old 18-01-22, 08:07 PM   #2992
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Sounds like a Duncan Jenkins ism
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Old 19-01-22, 05:32 PM   #2993
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I've had some sort of fault on my phone today. Don't know if it's a virus or something I've done. Basically, it's deleted all my Dutch and German contacts, which is odd! On the plus side it is now Hans free.
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I've had some sort of fault on my phone today. Don't know if it's a virus or something I've done. Basically, it's deleted all my Dutch and German contacts, which is odd! On the plus side it is now Hans free.
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Old 20-01-22, 11:21 AM   #2995
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My arse was really sore after a curry. The wife said ring sting. I said why what will he be able to do?
That's should be in Peter Beardsley's jokebook!
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Old 22-01-22, 12:50 PM   #2996
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I've had some sort of fault on my phone today. Don't know if it's a virus or something I've done. Basically, it's deleted all my Dutch and German contacts, which is odd! On the plus side it is now Hans free.
Haha!
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Bought my girlfriend a fur coat made out of 3600 hamster skins and took her to Blackpool.

I couldn't get her off the big wheel for 2 days.
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