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Old 04-06-22, 04:41 PM   #3041
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Old 06-06-22, 03:29 AM   #3042
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Jose Mourinho gets a letter delivered to his house in Rome.
Opens it, it's an electricity bill for £17,000 forwarded on from Manchester United Football Club..
He rings the club, "I think there's been a mistake, you sent me a bill but I haven't worked for you for years."
No Jose sorry, but there’s no mistake......
You were the last person in the trophy room in 2017 and you left the fucking light on!"
Quick - someone run around to Goodison and check the lights.
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Then City scored and I screeched and this big bloke, a Liverpool supporter, made towards me and I thought he was going to throttle me. But he just pulled my scarf from under my coat so it lay on the outside, and said: "You should always be proud of your colours, lad."

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Old 06-06-22, 04:18 AM   #3043
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Quick - someone run around to Goodison and check the lights.
Don't send Pickford though..
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Old 06-06-22, 09:50 PM   #3044
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Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy says to Elmer "is this whiskey?" Elmer says, "yeth but not as whiskey and wobbing a bank."
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Old 06-06-22, 11:08 PM   #3045
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Old 06-06-22, 11:08 PM   #3046
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Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy says to Elmer "is this whiskey?" Elmer says, "yeth but not as whiskey and wobbing a bank."
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too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all, but not VVD or Fabinho
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Old 18-06-22, 05:52 PM   #3047
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My daughter just walked into the living room and said : "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV and stereo and iPhone and iPod and my laptop.
Please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.”
Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said... “Dad, this is my new boyfriend, he supports Everton"
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Old 29-06-22, 11:09 PM   #3048
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Traffic was a nightmare on my way home tonight, an ice cream van had crashed round the corner from my house. The whole area was coned off.
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Old 30-06-22, 03:19 PM   #3049
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Old 13-07-22, 02:25 PM   #3050
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Q. Why are women like floor tiles ?

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Old 13-07-22, 04:32 PM   #3051
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