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Old 08-10-15, 04:42 PM   #41
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OK.

I'll revise so as to be more realistic.

I look forward to coming a glorious second place in the 2016/17 season having pushed the eventual league winner all the way.

I'm not looking forward to the disaster in the following summer's transfer dealings which will set the club back another 4 years, and which ultimately will result in the installation of the Koeman / Monk dream team.

However, I do look forward to looking back at the incredible memories from the Klopp era. They will have been a wild rollercoster ride, and some of the best times we have known as supporters. But ultimately, it will have been best for all parties to move on, what with Germany needing a new manager in 2021.
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Old 08-10-15, 04:42 PM   #42
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I have a song for him already:

To the tune of Nellie the Elephant:

Jurgen the German has come to town
He said goodbye to Dortmund
He's taking us up, to the top of the league
Klopp, Klopp, Klopp

Feel free to shoot it down, add to it, ignore it...
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Old 08-10-15, 04:42 PM   #43
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Staring at this

http://www.flightradar24.com/LNX30HY/7a51984
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Old 08-10-15, 04:43 PM   #44
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OK.

I'll revise so as to be more realistic.

I look forward to coming a glorious second place in the 2016/17 season having pushed the eventual league winner all the way.

I'm not looking forward to the disaster in the following summer's transfer dealings which will set the club back another 4 years, and which ultimately will result in the installation of the Koeman / Monk dream team.

However, I do look forward to looking back at the incredible memories from the Klopp era. They will have been a wild rollercoster ride, and some of the best times we have known as supporters. But ultimately, it will have been best for all parties to move on, what with Germany needing a new manager in 2021.
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Old 08-10-15, 04:43 PM   #45
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Old 08-10-15, 04:44 PM   #46
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Ooh he's flying over where I used to live in Doncaster!
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Old 08-10-15, 04:51 PM   #48
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Flying over Oldham. How fucking sad are we?
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Old 08-10-15, 04:56 PM   #49
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Flying over Oldham. How fucking sad are we?
Oldham... Jurgen just flew over me....
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Old 08-10-15, 04:56 PM   #50
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Old 08-10-15, 04:58 PM   #51
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Three minutes til he lands!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-10-15, 04:58 PM   #52
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Old 08-10-15, 05:01 PM   #53
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Where is his plane off? He's done a runner
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Old 08-10-15, 05:03 PM   #54
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The path apparently always goes mad for the landing.
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Old 08-10-15, 05:03 PM   #55
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Flying over Oldham. How fucking sad are we?
Hope he shits on him as he go's over.
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Old 08-10-15, 05:06 PM   #56
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Hope he shits on him as he go's over.
Just got that. How's the book?
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Old 08-10-15, 05:07 PM   #57
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Old 08-10-15, 05:08 PM   #58
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The path apparently always goes mad for the landing.
Not if you view it on a military radar

He's on the ground
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Old 08-10-15, 05:10 PM   #59
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Old 08-10-15, 05:13 PM   #60
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Gotta be the highest profile manager we've ever signed?
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Old 08-10-15, 05:14 PM   #61
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Old 08-10-15, 05:15 PM   #62
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Gotta be the highest profile manager we've ever signed?
There was that one bloke who broke the duopoly in Spain and won La Liga Twice.
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Old 08-10-15, 05:17 PM   #63
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There was that one bloke who broke the duopoly in Spain and won La Liga Twice.
He wasn't really high profile though, probably due to his personality.
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Old 08-10-15, 05:17 PM   #64
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I'd say Klopp's profile is way higher though.
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Old 08-10-15, 05:19 PM   #66
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I was nearly running out the house half dressed shouting abuse out the sky, I have so little trust in our club I'm still nervous at this point.
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Old 08-10-15, 05:20 PM   #67
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I'm tired and I can't feel my legs anymore. I need some sleep now.
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Old 08-10-15, 05:21 PM   #68
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Old 08-10-15, 05:23 PM   #69
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This is great! It feels like the right appointment, the complete opposite of the last time around, where we were watching Martinez meeting Henry in Miami and Shaggy incredulous at Liverpool having a manager called Brendan.

This feels ambitious, and like it's going to be a hell of a ride!
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Old 08-10-15, 05:24 PM   #70
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This. Although slightly painful due to a bruised testicle.

Probably from wanking off over the thought of Klopp so many times.
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Old 08-10-15, 05:26 PM   #71
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This is great! It feels like the right appointment, the complete opposite of the last time around, where we were watching Martinez meeting Henry in Miami and Shaggy incredulous at Liverpool having a manager called Brendan.

This feels ambitious, and like it's going to be a hell of a ride!
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Old 08-10-15, 05:26 PM   #72
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I need pictures! Some actual real proof!!! Someone? Anyone!!!!!??!
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Old 08-10-15, 05:26 PM   #73
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OK.

I'll revise so as to be more realistic.

I look forward to coming a glorious second place in the 2016/17 season having pushed the eventual league winner all the way.

I'm not looking forward to the disaster in the following summer's transfer dealings which will set the club back another 4 years, and which ultimately will result in the installation of the Koeman / Monk dream team.

However, I do look forward to looking back at the incredible memories from the Klopp era. They will have been a wild rollercoster ride, and some of the best times we have known as supporters. But ultimately, it will have been best for all parties to move on, what with Germany needing a new manager in 2021.

Fuck ya Dom, I was hoping I was going to be the first to lament his passing. Oh well, roll on 3 years time and our pursuit of _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (insert name of flavour of the month manager).
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The press room at Anfield is going to be packed tomorrow. It's going to be 'Jurgen Klopp Day'. Every interview listened to repeatedly. Every picture cummed over.

It's going to be fantastic.
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Old 08-10-15, 05:31 PM   #76
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I was hoping for Ancellotti, but Klopp seems like the next best out there so let's hope that he brings us some success without it becoming another false dawn.

Good luck Jurgen
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Old 08-10-15, 05:31 PM   #77
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Old 08-10-15, 05:31 PM   #78
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Old 08-10-15, 05:32 PM   #79
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Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Klopp time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

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Something deeply unsettling about that sentence...
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