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Old 24-10-08, 12:30 PM   #1
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Joke to tell in the bar tonight...

Did anyone hear about that actress that was murdered today by Christian Slater...? Yeah, her name was Reece, Reece, oh what's her name...?

You'll have everyone's attention and some clever bastard will say, "Witherspoon?"

To which you reply, "no, with a knife."
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Old 24-10-08, 01:08 PM   #2
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Did anyone hear about that actress that was murdered today by Christian Slater...? Yeah, her name was Reece, Reece, oh what's her name...?

You'll have everyone's attention and some clever bastard will say, "Witherspoon?"

To which you reply, "no, with a knife."
Never heard of Reece Witherknife.
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Old 24-10-08, 01:38 PM   #3
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Never heard of Reece Witherknife.
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I quite like Christian Slater. Couldn't you make it Jude Law or someone instead? I'm not as keen on him.
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Old 24-10-08, 01:44 PM   #5
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Never heard of Reece Witherknife.


Yip better, just say she killed herself and fuck off the Christian Slater bit.
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Old 24-10-08, 01:51 PM   #6
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Yip better, just say she killed herself and fuck off the Christian Slater bit.
err, ok Bob.
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Old 24-10-08, 01:52 PM   #7
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Yip better, just say she killed herself and fuck off the Christian Slater bit.
Either way it's tragic. She was only 32.
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Old 24-10-08, 01:56 PM   #8
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the al fellas remenber it about the boxer tim witherspoon
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Old 24-10-08, 02:00 PM   #9
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the al fellas remenber it about the boxer tim witherspoon
No. With her knife.
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Old 24-10-08, 02:11 PM   #10
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wait she died? :O
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Old 24-10-08, 02:14 PM   #11
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wait she died? :O
Nope - it's a joke.
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Old 24-10-08, 02:15 PM   #12
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Nope - it's a joke.
thought so lol, even googled it just to check lol
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Old 24-10-08, 02:15 PM   #13
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No. With her knife.
Actually, if I recall correctly Slater was quite a big boxing fan. Perhaps he was out to get some kind of revenge. This story gets worse by the minute.
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Old 24-10-08, 02:22 PM   #14
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Sad news. I would have happily given her one. My condolences go out to her family :candle:
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Old 24-10-08, 02:26 PM   #15
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Sad news. I would have happily given her one. My condolences go out to her family :candle:
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Old 24-10-08, 03:01 PM   #16
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Actually, if I recall correctly Slater was quite a big boxing fan. Perhaps he was out to get some kind of revenge. This story gets worse by the minute.
But supposedly he didn't actually do it. He's been set up, it must be a conspiracy.

Maybe Witherspoon found out about the new World Government, they bumped her off and Slater is the patsy.

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But supposedly he didn't actually do it. He's been set up, it must be a conspiracy.

Maybe Witherspoon found out about the new World Government, they bumped her off and Slater is the patsy.

[waits for Nicey to enter the thread]
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But supposedly he didn't actually do it. He's been set up, it must be a conspiracy.

Maybe Witherspoon found out about the new World Government, they bumped her off and Slater is the patsy.

Apparently if you follow the rabbit-hole all the way down, it comes out in Iceland, where Gordon Brown and David Icke are busy arm-wrestling with our robot-martian overlords whilst spitting at Witherspoon's still-warm corpse. Or something.
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Old 24-10-08, 03:38 PM   #19
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Just told it at afternoon coffee, brought the house down.

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Reece Witherspoon?
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You've just killed this thread, Reecey.
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Old 24-10-08, 04:01 PM   #22
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I thought she was a blonde?
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Old 24-10-08, 04:02 PM   #23
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Legally, yes.

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Old 24-10-08, 04:50 PM   #24
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Old 25-10-08, 10:02 AM   #25
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Another one: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7690462.stm

Is this all a part of some greater "pattern"?
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Old 25-10-08, 10:37 AM   #26
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Reece Witherspoon?
And you can see the murderers reflection too....
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Old 25-10-08, 09:42 PM   #27
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Sad news. I would have happily given her one. My condolences go out to her family :candle:
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Old 28-10-08, 02:01 PM   #28
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On a similar theme...

Ken Dodd died
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Old 28-10-08, 03:10 PM   #29
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On a similar theme...

Ken Dodd died
..and...
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..and...
No no no...

you're supposed to say "Did He ? "
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Old 28-10-08, 05:31 PM   #31
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this joke is going slow...
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On a similar theme...

Ken Dodd died
*cough*


did he??
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did he??
No...Doddy !!!!
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Old 29-10-08, 01:54 PM   #34
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No...Doddy !!!!
His name isn't Ken Doddy though...
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Old 29-10-08, 02:17 PM   #35
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His name isn't Ken Doddy though...
And he isn't dead.

The story just doesn't stand up which is ironic given he was a comedian.
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Old 29-10-08, 02:57 PM   #36
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I'm going to see Ken Dodd next week you'll all be fascinated to hear
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And he isn't dead.

The story just doesn't stand up which is ironic given he was a comedian.
" Ken Dodd died"
" Diddy ? "
" No..Doddy"


Hmmm maybe you're right
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" Ken Dodd died"
" Diddy ? "
" No..Doddy"


Hmmm maybe you're right


I hope so otherwise wiw's going to have a pretty quiet evening next week.
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Old 29-10-08, 04:23 PM   #39
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I hope so otherwise wiw's going to have a pretty quiet evening next week.
He can always get up on stage and see how the original Slater/Witherknife joke goes down with the punters.
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I'm going to see Ken Dodd as well. Where are you sitting?
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